the same applies to underwear and socks. strangely, the only thing that is not dependant on the importance of a date is the likelyhood of you finding a nice clean shirt. a clean shirt is always to be found, however, it always is wrinkled, fits poorly, or isn't "fun enough" for your date.

one might try to beat this theory by washing all of her clothes before the date. this is the only time where a guy (or girl) will show up early, and all of your clothes will be in the dryer.

it's inevitable.

alternately, if you're the sort of girly-girl who only has cool skirts and uninteresting pants, you will find that your legs are in precisely the wrong stage of unshaven-ness. namely, the hair on your legs will be long enough to see in normal lighting, but short enough that it sticks straight out through any sort of tights or stockings you might think of wearing. and, of course, all your long skirts will be dirty.