Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "these are proportions, you can use a juice glass or a yogurt cup as a measure instead"

• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• I can no longer use variables in ordinary discourse
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• Can I use my manhood as a weapon?
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• News We Can Use
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• Uses for Empty Nodes or Nodeshells
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Dialogues you can use to draw attention to your muscular arms
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• trick or can
• If these things were spoken instead of dreamt
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• When writers use Latin
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Four: The Cup or Monad
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• Logitech Driving Force Wheel
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Simple tricks anyone can use to hustle pool
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• You Can Play These Songs With Chords + 10
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• These are the only hands I can give
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• Why you should use pens instead of pencils
• Glass of Juice
• Vancouver Stanley Cup Riots
• The proper temperature can be reached through the use of heaters
• For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• On the Tendency of Mass Public Murderers to use Firearms Instead of More Efficient Methods
• Or at least it used to be
• Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
• Protocol for the Prohibition of the Use in War of Asphyxiating, Poisonous or Other Gasses, and of Bacteriological Methods of Warfare
• Why you should use pencils instead of pens
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• I don't use the gents or the ladies room
• The use of 'use,' or, how to use 'use'
• why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
• Using headphones as a microphone
• can you cough, speak, or breathe?
• Dead Can Dance
• Seven words you can never say on television
• can of corn
• garbage can
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• Can we all just get along?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Can buoy
• Can hook
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• Any song can be a love song
• Nothing can stop me now
• Prince Albert in a can
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• windows where I can look out
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Can I masturbate too much?
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
• can opener
• can of grease
• I can do much better than this
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• The Pariah Coke Can Theory
• I think I can, I think I can
• I can taste the floor
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Canned Heat
• Mom, can we go to the mall?
• king can
• A darn good reason to cover the trash can
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• True Love Can Wait
• Children can be cruel
• When can it end?
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• murder can be fun
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Chalk can put us on the Moon
• Brother, can you spare a dime?

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