Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "things you always suspected about religion but never expected them to admit"

• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• always morning, but never breakfast
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• What religions think about Jesus Christ
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Fifteen words about butt kicking
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• executed but never exposed
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• these couplets are a waste of time; i never seem to make them scan
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Always winter and never Christmas
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• literature is a child of experience always, of knowledge never
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• It's never too soon to start lying to your kids about drugs
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• i learned the rules; i just never practiced them
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• we can give up, but the world never will
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• chop saw
• the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• He always dreamed about subjects such as the very nature of the soul
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• I never really thought about it
• It is true, we are robbers, but we always rob in the glare of the day and in the teeth of the multitude
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
• Fuck them all but the six
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• It never rains but it pours
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• never talk to a Brit about America's involvement in World War II
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• we never hear them calling to us
• Photographs never lie, until you edit them!
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• Never let them see you bleed
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
• It's a crime I never told you about the diamonds in your eyes
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• The animal pals learn about religion
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• It was always about words
• But What About the Property Damage?
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• Game Jams but about words (e2poll)
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• Why are men always expected to make the first move?
• Always the bridesmaid and never the bride
• reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
• Breath softened fall, angel of always never
• Human eye, capable of perception but always subject to biased inhibitions
• Always the guyfriend never the lover
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• we are built to hold on, but the world is about letting go
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• It's never really the past; it's always a version of your own time.
• Kirby G6
• Calling, always calling, not understanding, but calling still.
• Never straight; always gaily forward!
• never certain, always moving
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• It is nearly always fatal, but amusing while it lasts.
• When to talk about religion
• this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
• I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• Forever blue, but never black
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Skim this life but never live
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• forever falling, but never losing altitude
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• about nobody (superdoc)
• about an Alice
• about box
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• One good thing about gangs
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• don't let them scare you
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• The Girl from Ipanema
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• A joke about tax collectors
• Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Stories about the injury of male genitalia

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