• Skinny people have it bad, too
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• A reason to drink
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I have bad taste in music
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• In the world I see, you're stalking elk through the forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center
• Too Bad
• Front porch, what should have been said
• It could have been me
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Intellectual property laws have gone too far
• Too much bad poetry on E2
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Have you been a dad today?
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I couldn't see past my second eyes
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Ten Reasons Why Reparations for Blacks are a Bad Idea for Blacks - and Racist Too
• I have always been burning
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• I have too much to say
• The way things have always been done
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Men have feelings too
• If You Find This World Bad, You Should See Some of the Others
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• I have just been shot
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I've been a woman for too long
• AES may have been broken
• I could have been one of a two
• I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Plants HAve Rights, Too!
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• I appear to have been misinformed
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• What to do if you have bad credit
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• I have too many clothes
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• What Might Have Been
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Someone outlined against the sky, the sun too bright to see her face
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• you have never been safe
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• What have you been smoking?
• I may or may not have been naked
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• Advice I have been given about girls
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• I have a bad feeling about this
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Names have been changed
• You know you've been away from home too long
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• You see them too; Golden butterflies, countless in number
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• The path we have been walking
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• How long have you been in love with her?
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• you would have been
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Movies that should have been books first
• I couldn't see them through all the corn
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• bad luck
• 2 Bad Mice
• bad rejection
• bad poet
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• Good News, Bad News
• bads (user)
• When tofu goes bad (thing) (recording)
• writing bad
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Proximity Martini
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• Why my sister couldn't let go of the electric dog fence
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I have no faith in your God
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Have A Safe Weekend
• Names have power
• Have you told your parents you're gay?
• Stereotypes have to start somewhere
• The Walls have Ears
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• Have you ever made a just man?
• The more you promote something, the less of it you have
• Fish have no concept of fire
• I have no idea!! (user)
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• Mrs. Brown, You Have a Lovely Daughter
• How to have an epileptic fit
• You have your work cut out for you
• We are all we have
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• Wild Tigers I Have Known
• if you have had your midnights
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• J. keeps saying, You understand. I keep thinking, I have found you.
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• I have a wheeled suitcase
• See Mount Washington by canoe!
• See no Evil, Hear no Evil, Speak no Evil

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