Findings:
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- The rules of pool are not selective
- Please sir, may I have some more?
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
- If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
- for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
- May I Have This Dance?
- What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- I may or may not have been naked
- You're not alive until you have something to lose
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
- To Anthea, who may command him Anything
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- Have you tried rebooting?
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- AES may have been broken
- You, standing
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- American politicians who have studied abroad
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Lefties who have no sense of humour
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- The Weary Traveller, who tried, sought
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Something that may have changed my life...
- Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
- you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
- based on events that may have happened
- Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
- Using a command line
- May those who are born after me
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
- Know your pets
- Actors who have played Hitler
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- Type A blood
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
- The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- E.T. may have helped us evolve
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
- Stories I Have Tried to Write
- Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
- The most influential songs to have won the Eurovision Song contest
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
- worse things have happened to better people
- RimRod Loses the McDonald's Curse
- Button-Bright Loses Himself
- May Two Four Weekend
- Dream Log: May 10, 2000
- May 25, 2000
- maggie and milly and molly and may
- For Webster 1913, whenever I may find him
- Dream Log: May 1, 2001
- May 14, 2001
- Dream Log: May 28, 2001
- Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
- Dream Log: May 10, 2002
- Dream Log: May 28, 2002
- May 6, 2003
- Dream Log: May 29, 2003
- Dream Log: May 12, 2004
- Aspects of Finnish society that may be new to you
- May 15, 2005
- you may dream of the City of Focative Mirrors, if you wish
- May 22, 2006
- May 5, 2007
- May Warden
- May 29, 2008
- May 18, 2009
- May 13, 2010
- May the Fourth be with you
- Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
- Suppose I try to tell you the secrets of this house, and them that live here
- When We Try Talking
- I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
- Taking things at surface value
- The truth and who I am when I look at it
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Whose toothbrush is that, I thought you lived alone
- The Book of Who Cares
- He who wants to fight will find a club
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- No One Knows Who I Am
- Drivers who think they are Neo
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- Who is the Center of the Hollywood Universe?
- Chess, anyone?
- Who Are We Living For?
- Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
- Follow the sun
- The Man who Stayed to Tend the House
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
- Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- Those of us who are thieves starve without a joker in our deck.
- Who's Who Among American College Students
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- We have learned our lessons well
- William Shatner's Mother Dressed As A Nazi Police Officer Prostitute Who Moonlights as a Storm Trooper and is also a Transvestite Cow
- Does X have the Buddha nature?
- ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
- Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- People who love FTP
- Why we have two ears
- Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
- It Must Have Been the Roses
- Some flies have all the luck
- Dooby and Katrinka Have an Idea
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
- You have to return something if it's borrowed
- I have good reason to be thirsty today
- The terrorists have already won
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- The way things have always been done
- I have a Little Dreidel
- For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky
- This is why we can't have nice things
- Maybe you have a really large living room, full of people with loose morals and confused expectations about the rock culture.
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Have you been a dad today?
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- Pac-Man is born to lose
- lest she lose all else
- May 2, 2000
- May 15, 2000
- Dream Log: May 28, 2000
- Anonymous honesty may destroy me.
- The sequel to Dragons of Eden may include a discussion on UPS trucks
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
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