Randy, silently, crept by the man on his way to his destination on the other side of the room. He didn't know what the man's name was but he had seen him before in other areas of the building. He entered the partition and sat down to begin his work.
But the other man was a problem. Randy had to wait for him to finish what he was doing in the room before he could truly begin his. For Randy was operating in secret. Nobody else could know what he was about to do. The world had to be utterly blind to the terrible thing he about to unleash upon it. After Randy and the man were both gone, others might encounter the evidence of the event that had taken place, but then it wouldn't matter.
Randy sighed as silently as he could as he listened to the sounds of the other man performing his task, maddeningly slow. He put his face in his hands, trying to will the man to speed up. Randy had patience, maybe more than most people he knew, but even he was about to run out as the other man drew out his task longer and longer and longer...
"Should I kill him?" Randy thought. No, that wasn't the answer. That would draw too much attention, something he was trying to avoid.
Randy debated back and forth in his mind the prospect of not waiting any longer, of just doing it. Would it be so bad if the man knew, or found out? But maybe if Randy could just wait a little longer, the debate wouldn't be needed. Surely the man was almost done?
Randy began to sweat as it seemed as if the man was finally done. But the man's slow, clicking footsteps as he milled about almost drove Randy to the edge.
"Come on!!" Randy thought. How much longer could this go on?
Just when Randy was about to be entirely depleted of patience, he heard the sweet sound of the man departing the room.
Finally, the waiting was over!
PPHHHHHUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-T!!!!PHHHHBBBBBTTTTTT-PBBTTTTTT-BBBBBTTTTT!!!!
Relief, emanating from his lower abdomen, washed over his entire body in a cool, invisible glow of pure goodness.
"Oh god!" Randy said out loud, his voice echoing off the walls of the stall and the men's bathroom, "I thought that dude would never finish washing his goddamn hands!!"