Findings:

• Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• Thousand Year Old Vampire
• Seven Year Old Porridge
• Thirty-one year old Lincoln makes a political blueprint, January, 1840
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• Should I stay or should I go?
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Getting drunk with 16 year olds
• I am eighteen years old
• Is this the last four years or what?
• An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
• Race-mixing will happen whether or not you want it
• There are some things you just should NOT buy the generic brand of
• When I was ten years old
• 15 year old JavaScript hack
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• Itzhak Perlman plays a three hundred year old Stradivarius violin
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• 15 years old
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Whether by word or deed or thought
• A strange case study of emergent behavior in a 30 year old computer program
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
• Nine years of moments or A Definition of Love
• Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
• When the Year Grows Old
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• Is it not strange that desire should so many years outlive performance?
• Excluding a group based on heterosexuality, whether falsely perceived or not, is wrong
• One year old
• Portrait of a 16 Year Old Man
• Nobuo Fujita's 400 year old Samurai sword
• Seven Years Old, in the YMCA Pool
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• How to teach cognitive neuroscience to a four year old
• 17 year old virgin (user)
• Wet T-shirts and hot summers: a fifteen year old's definition of love
• when trafficking in HOT NAKED PICS OF 18 YEAR OLD SLUTS, consider your sources carefully
• Ode to the 21 year old Korean female who lay dying outside my window
• The 40 Year Old Virgin
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• 16 year old
• Taking your fiance's last name
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• the metabolism of a twenty two year old boy
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Death of an Eight Year Old
• Babysitting a gigantic five year old
• it is undetermined whether this is a memetic effect or an actual fact
• Days or Years
• food fight
• buy
• buy the farm
• Red Hat To Buy Microsoft
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• Buy new shoes
• I'll buy that for a dollar!
• Buy low, sell high
• Can't Buy Me Love
• I'd like to buy the world a Coke
• Gotta Buy 'Em All
• How to buy computer parts
• Buying a mattress
• Why can't men buy tampons?
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• in line to buy a ticket, high
• impulse buy
• Buy a station wagon not an SUV
• Buying a guitar amplifier
• Ring the cactus, buy the house a round
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• Philip Glass buys a loaf of bread
• How to buy a home
• There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• Buy a Gun
• Melinda buys a new car
• The poor can't afford to buy cheap
• Buying an arcade game at an auction
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• I would like to buy you a drink
• All the Pain Money Can Buy
• Buy this SUV, send your kid to college
• $40 billion buys a lot of cell phones
• How to buy a used golf cart
• Don't! Buy! Thai!
• Buying condoms
• Buying a synthesizer
• Buy one comet, get the second one FREE!
• Buying lingerie for your lover
• Sell high, buy low
• Buy your bike at a bike shop
• How to buy drugs in the ghetto
• She buys apples
• Let's buy Sony
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• Buy Italian Suits!
• Going to the hardware store to buy a loaf of bread
• Sell Berbatov and buy four center backs
• Buy the ticket, take the ride
• Books to Buy (category)
• Buy Chings (node_forward)
• What would Jesus buy?
• I'll buy you Mountain Dew if you realize I love you.
• buy 2mg.xanax purepac
• Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
• Items to buy in combination, for comic effect
• Why why you shouldn't buy a mac
• Why you shouldn't buy a Mac
• Mister Chu buys apricots
• come buy, come buy; our grapes fresh from the vine
• sweet to tongue and sound to eye - come buy, come buy
• buy christmas ornaments
• How we buy things
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Buy Large Mansions
• Music was better in the old days
• Old Man Murray
• impose a new skewed order on the old
• The Year of the Linux Desktop
• The Old Country
• Old Navy
• Old Scratch
• "The good old days" are a scam
• old maid
• The old hidden ball trick
• Dirty old men
• Old Chestnut
• good old days
• You're Only Old Once!
• Daleks and stairs
• Old North Church
• old money
• old fart
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Old lang syne
• Just how old is James, exactly?
• Old Macdonald
• old red sandstone
• New Skin for the Old Ceremony
• The Old Woman and the Wine-Jar

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