Findings:

• I'm sorry for your loss
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• Sorry, I can't hear what you say
• I'm so sorry
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• Tell the Center I'm Sorry
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• Proof that there exist irrational a,b for which a^b is rational
• It's too late to say you're sorry
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm Not Sorry
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• Love is never having to say you're sorry
• I'm sorry you see things that way
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• i'm sorry your toys hurt people
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• A Room That Said I’m Sorry
• Do you believe, dear reader, that there exists a slender gossamer thread binding you and and I together in our shared humanity? Say 'yes', and we will face the onslaught of the unreal together.
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'm sorry
• So. Central Rain
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• The pickup-lines that actually work
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
• It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• Love Actually
• A consequence of actually feeling
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• what we call human nature is actually human habit
• How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
• This is what Scientologists actually believe
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• Danger is my middle name. Okay, actually, Daniel is my middle name.
• More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
• none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
• BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
• Well, actually
• Where to actually reintroduce wolves
• ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
• the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• exist
• exists
• Do aliens exist?
• Contradictions don't exist
• Color does not exist
• Dr Pepper imitations
• InBetween City, 4: printers still exist and are still misunderstood and hated irrationally
• Christianity does not exist
• Orgasms exist entirely in your head
• God probably doesn't exist
• Beyond Belief: Why God Cannot Exist
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Natural rights don't exist
• There is neither mastery nor slavery except as it exists in the attitude of the soul toward the world
• Nothing unreal exists
• How can God allow evil to exist?
• writing songs that already exist
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• The "future" does not exist
• Does Santa exist?
• I smile just because you exist
• ∃
• Everything existed as though painted in a dream
• Beauty exists in scummy soup skin
• Time does not exist without rain
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
• Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
• B Battery
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Indigenous people don't exist
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• Queer Youth Exist
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• Mountains exist that I have yet to climb
• There exists no 1:1 mapping between words in different languages
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• The movements exist on their own terms, manifesting rare beauty
• Gibson architecture
• exists (user)
• A light exists in spring
• exist (user)
• Zen Story: Nothing Exists
• Why emotions exist
• Therefore, God exists
• My Dream Girl Don't Exist
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• already exists (user)
• When the Ocean existed outside of encyclopedias
• Proof that Napoleon Bonaparte never existed
• the galaxy that may or may not exist between them
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• you exist only that the information may continue to exist
• Let's pretend we don't exist. Let's pretend we're in Antarctica!
• The glass does not exist.
• According to the Turing Test, I do not exist
• discordian zodiac astrology and such other things as which are connected
• Put an unmonitored piano in a public place. It's the only real magic that exists.
• God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
• There exist some
• The dishes in the drying rack do not exist
• Infinity Doesn't Exist
• The world used to exist in this empty space
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• Humans exist only because opposites exist
• the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
• The thing you are looking for does not exist. Should I create it for you?
• it is a mistake to believe magic unreal. it is a mistake to believe magic exists.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• hens exist for the cock
• do paradoxes exist?
• the moment you believe ideas exist, you are lost
• it's the space between things that allows them to exist
• Discordianism in the ranks of the the Cabal That Doesn't Exist
• Im Elvis (user)
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I'm
• IM
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• imm
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm Losing You
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I walk around when I'm high
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka

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