Findings:
- You've never had it so good
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- It's obvious you've never owned a penis
- The sex life of a table tennis ball
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- What is Heraclides had never been born?
- Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
- Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
- You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
- It's obvious you've never owned a vagina
- You've never explored
- If America Had a War on Sex like it Does with Drugs
- If I Had My Life To Live Over
- If your life had an accompanying musical score
- Never Knowing Quite What I Had
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
- The Sex Life of Subatomic Particles
- The death of a man I had never known
- Skim this life but never live
- She had never kissed someone so old.
- Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- What if Heraclides had never been born?
- Dr. Frankenstein never had a lab assistant named Igor
- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- Life had been an opportunity lost
- If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
- It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
- Never Had It So Good
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- Life Without Sex
- The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
- My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
- My So-Called Sex Life
- The sex life of an electron
- E2 guide to music you've never heard of
- Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
- These are the memories I never had
- love like you've never been hurt
- Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
- Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
- Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols
- He had a life before he met you, you know
- My Life had stood -- a Loaded Gun --
- We kissed like we had never tasted lips
- The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
- The best I never had
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- had
- I had an Everything dream an hour ago
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- Of course we had it tough
- I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
- I Wish I Had Duck Feet
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- I had pleasant times as well
- Canon CAT
- you had to be there
- I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
- Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
- If I Had $1000000
- Mary Had a Little Lamb
- Jobs I've Had
- Neatest trip I've had
- if I had my druthers
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- I had a really good time tonight
- This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
- How I had a Vision of Lineland
- A conversation I had with myself once
- Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
- Had Gadya
- I Had a Little Nut Tree
- Questions I have had today
- If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
- Romeo and Juliet had it easy
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
- Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
- Things I had not seen before coming to America
- If I had the nerve, I would ask you
- When you had left our pirate fold
- I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- I had cool friends in high school
- if you had it as an option, would you take it?
- As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
- We had silent conversations
- If I Had Known
- I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
- If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
- Why Kurt had to go out the window
- I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
- But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
- The seizure I had last night
- The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- I once had a cavity
- They had been expecting me
- What kind of year have YOU had?
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- Eyes that had a way of making time stop
- Al Capone had soup kitchens
- You had better...!!!
- I Had No Right
- We have had enough of your beige
- I had to bury the cat somewhere....
- What the Wizard had to say.
- The Girl Who Had Everything
- The Boy Who Had Everything
- The South had the right to secede from the Union
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Miss Lucy Had a Baby
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
- I wish I had something worth hiding
- a leg had bared itself
- A preview of a movie you had already seen
- Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- a man who had fallen among thieves
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
- They Had No Poet
- Houston, we've had a problem
- I almost had to wait
- How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
- My mistress had a little dog
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- For Want of a Nail : If Burgoyne Had Won at Saratoga
- I haven't had a wet dream in years
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- Originally I had a strategy: Smile at pretty girls
- If the son of Adam had a mountain of gold
- Had I not seen the Sun
- He'd experienced a horror I had not
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- If I Had a Hammer
- I've had you here before
- Allah Had No Son
- I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
- I had it hard for nuclear power
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- You Had It Coming
- She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
- I had been hungry all the years
- I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
- Pointlessness had become his answer
- Empty at last she had room to unfurl
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- Twelve dreams I had in one night
- To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
- What if we had duels instead of wars?
- The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
- We had a record label
- Best smoke I've ever had
- When I was young Time had no wings
- I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
- When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
- The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
- I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
- If Eve Had Failed to Conceive
- Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
- What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
- The Fun They Had
- I had a brother, once
- I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
- You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
- He had something to say. He said it.
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
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