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• I always wanted to get married one day
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Kompressor want to get with You
• Can't get you out of my head
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• You can't get there from here
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• Getting what you want from tech support
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Why is it that the voice that you don't want to hear always seems the loudest?
• Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
• Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
• I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
• Do you want to get slapped?
• I don't always want you to be nice
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Why do you want to get married?
• The drummer always gets laid
• If you want to get to heaven, you got to raise a little hell.
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• I can't get comfortable here
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• The Public Wants What The Public Gets
• Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
• Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!
• The movies always get it wrong
• You Can't Get to Heaven
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• At least things can't get any worse
• Can't we all just get along?
• can't get with
• The Universe always gets the first move
• If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• I always assume innocence
• There's always a catch!
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• It's always raining somewhere
• our best kisses are always at earthquakes and impacts
• Why Women Are Always Cold
• Dreams where you can't move
• The Girl Can't Help It
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• Why I can't stay out of my boyfriend's pants
• We can't heal a broken arm with some pretty band-aids.
• Whitey Can't Dance
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Get the finger put on
• Get rich quick
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• Get one's goat
• get a bike
• How to get a good night's sleep
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• What can you get for three cents?
• Get Up, Jack! John, Sit Down!
• The British get freaked out by American nonchalance regarding capital punishment
• An unfinished kiss leaves a taste that is hard to get rid of
• Food delivery: Where to get tips
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Getting water out of a cactus
• Getting drinking water from bamboo
• What's it going to take to get Star Wars?
• lets get skinny (user)
• Get it off me!
• Where do you want to go today?
• Want to be a lawyer?
• Do you want your possessions identified?
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
• I want to pogne
• I just wanted to see it again. Only bigger.
• We are wont to mistrust in our sense of balance
• What do you want?
• Let me dream if I want to
• I want more chings, fucker.
• Information wants to be paid
• The customer is always right
• Once JPEG, always JPEG
• the first time always sucks
• The dream is always the same...
• Why do we always whisper in the dark?
• always in love (user)
• We'll always have Paris
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• I can't wake up
• You can't chop a tree down with your head
• Why Johnny Can't Write
• can't hack it
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• D.R. & Quinch get Drafted
• Good reasons to get decapitated
• How to crack root and not get caught
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Getting a free case of beer
• wherein the tourguide gets "lucky" and a wallflower blooms
• Life will get easier
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• How To Get On In Society
• How to get an A on your English paper
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• How to get Apache to send compressed versions of static HTML files
• Put this robe on while I go get you a pamphlet
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• How to get YouTube hits
• wanted poster
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
• I Want My Shit
• Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
• If you want to enter Miss World, learn to speak English
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• All She Wanted
• She only wants me for tech support
• I Don't Want What You Got Goin' On
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• make every guy want you girl next door attractive cost
• I want to travel
• always
• Why I like my old car that always breaks down
• you always left quietly
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• She always was devious in her beauty
• It's always lunchtime, here in the land of the dead
• Can't Hardly Wait
• Why can't men buy tampons?
• All That You Can't Leave Behind
• You can't inherit respect
• Money can't buy happiness
• Why can't my employer pay me more?
• you can't start a fire without a spark
• Get it on
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• Get a grindstone and sharpen it
• get a clue
• get right down to it
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• How to get good in-flight service
• Get out of Hell free card
• How to use your geek skills to get the girl
• Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
• Why digital media will get man to Mars
• How to get unrestricted simultaneous downloads in Internet Explorer
• How to get rid of the "Links" folder in the IE5 "Favorites" Explorer bar
• I told you I love you, now get out
• How to get along with Texans
• Smoking somebody else's marijuana gets you higher
• How to get off a bus
• Buy one comet, get the second one FREE!
• Snitches Get Stitches
• Sometimes we dreamers just get in the way
• Mr. Get Right_root (category)

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