Findings:

• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• I can quit any time I want
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• if you want, i can help you figure out a nice ending
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Any fool can make a rule
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Any song can be a love song
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• September has such a feeling
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• Any Time, Any Place, Anywhere
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• But can you still cry like a child?
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• we can give up, but the world never will
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• Any time! Anywhere!
• I can make a bong out of anything
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
• That balanced place where I can sit with words coming out of my fingers
• I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• You can, but you may not
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Bye Don, you were nothing but a waste of time
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• As any fool can plainly see
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• windows where I can look out
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• My microwave can stop time
• Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• Can real love survive over time
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Any time is Trinidad time
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• Time flies but aeroplanes crash
• You can run, but you can't hide
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• Any house can become a prison
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• No time of any kind
• Hot pursuit
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• God ain't giving out any hints
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• Starving in the greenhouse
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• like you're blind but still can see
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• but with words we can create anything
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• I want silence, but wait for the phone to ring
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• But can a robot love.

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