• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• its not something you can practice, its just something you must do
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Can you keep a secret?
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• that can made you sick
• Nothing Gold Can Stay
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• If I believed in horoscopes, I'd probably keep it to myself.
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Can we all just get along?
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• You can find a place inside my heart if you will stay
• If you can catch me, you can keep me
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• I can see the tracing blue of your just beneath the surface
• we can all just be around other people
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• Lord I Just Can't Keep from Crying
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Stay for as long as you must, leave as soon as you will.
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
• I can eat a peach for hours
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• can of grease
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Catch Me If You Can
• Menagerie manager
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• How a terrorist can deliver a nuke to a US city at a bargain basement price
• Can we ever truly act against our own interests?
• How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
• The fluttering thoughts a leaf can think
• Can I have a light?
• Canned Heat (user)
• What can infants see?
• Can You Take Me Back
• The alien zombies are coming. I can feel it in my bones.
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• I Can Make You a Man
• The life you can save
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• Caller ID buffer overflow
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Yeah, I'd lick that for a dollar
• just friends
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• Yet another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• Just A Touch
• Just like tomato soup
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• English is just bad ASL
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I've got your Appalachian Aftermath... RIGHT HERE.
• ain't just whistling Dixie
• just so
• I love technology I just wouldn't let it date my sister
• Just Another Empire
• I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• it's just rational
• Keep your number of takeoffs equal to your number of landings
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• How to keep a Siamese Fighting Fish happy
• Lifted or The Story is in the Soil Keep Your Ear to the Ground
• There is poetry in my soul, but I keep it on a short leash
• keep us fooled a little longer
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• sick day
• Blessed Are The Sick
• Watch your step, a step too soon
• Stay Forever
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• Seven words you can never say on television
• coffee can
• Asking for a favor
• Push a can
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• The scariest words I can think of
• My microwave can stop time
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• Can of Sprite as a Weapon of Choice
• You Can Count on Me
• Can U Taste the Waste?
• I pray to God I can find the other sock
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• CAN bus
• With this plant I can take on the world
• Thousands of aerosol cans
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• Nothing bad can happen to you in your sleep
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• state ID
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• I knew I'd know you someday
• If I could, I'd title this "Freedom"
• 'just woke up' voice
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• it's just as true as the news
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• Don't buy the champagne just yet
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• just a friend
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• Gravity: Not just a good idea; it's the law
• Just A Pilgrim
• Just enough to give the shadows color
• Just go ahead
• Gills just barely wet
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• The fire wagons kept coming, the snipers just wouldn't let 'em put it out
• you know that I'm just a deadboy
• Are you okay? ...Yeah. Just tired.
• How to Keep Your Volkswagen Alive
• keep the depression away
• How to keep cars together in heavy traffic
• The crazy things we do to keep ourselves sane
• how to keep your child safe with a stranger
• Punished by Rewards
• All this poochie moochie on Everything2 is making me sick!
• physically sick
• No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
• How to stay awake at work
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Dr Pepper imitations
• How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• That balanced place where I can sit with words coming out of my fingers
• What we think we know can kill us
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• perfume you can taste
• Wide-mouth aluminum beverage cans
• Can Dialectics Break Bricks?
• Things on which you can make a wish
• Steak 'n Shake canned chili
• How razorback-jumping frogs can level six piqued gymnasts!
• Canned vodka
• Knowledge can never be certain
• A Machine that can only Dream of You
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• Advise you to purr soft and look humble--if you can.
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• I can feel the reality of your teeth, your jaw.
• I'd
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• This Song's Just Six Words Long
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Women you know you should just walk away from
• Just as I am, Without One Plea

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