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• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Even the dead will not be safe
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
• this used to be a nodeshell? you don't say...
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• Don't Be Evil
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• you have to be kidding
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Don't Be An Ass_root (category)
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I know what it's like to be dead
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• Don't be sad
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• don't be absurd (user)
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• painting stars that have come to be
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• don't be absurd_root (category)
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• I don't always want you to be nice
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• I don't want to be successful
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Don't Be Afraid
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• painting stars that have not come to be
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• you have to be close to catch it
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I don't want to be alone
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Be careful and don't fall down
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• Be Mine
• The best kind of bartender
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• The Egyptians trained monkeys to be waiters
• Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
• My mother is convinced I want to be a nudist
• I Won't Be Home For Christmas
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• I fear I will be nothing
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• not as funny as it used to be
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• It's easy to be charming on the internet
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• A whimper would be fine
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Be appropriate
• My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• Judge not, lest ye be judged
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• The next life will be better
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Six Inches Is Nothing To Be Ashamed Of
• It's nice to be heard, dear
• Evil be thou my good
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I'll be in my bunk.
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• The back of the cereal box isn't what it used to be
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• trying to be a feminist
• Why war must be permitted, the 2nd edition
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• far be it from me
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• We could all be blind
• IBM claims to be an e-commerce company?
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• What it's like to be in love
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Things every child should be taught
• B&E
• Information wants to be deleted
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• It appears to be a sock castle of some kind
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• You Won't Be Mine
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger

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