Findings:
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
- Ebonics began with pirates
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- Polite notice
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- There is no dream but this.
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- There is poetry in my soul, but I keep it on a short leash
- Attention Conservation Notice
- There are times when they seem to be right
- Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- The Slavelord's retirement notice
- Notice Me
- They really are some out there
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- I'll take the...blue...No! Red! The Red Pill! (A short Notice New York Movie Binge and Noder Meet)
- Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
- There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
- There is no god but God
- There is infinite hope, but not for us
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- two week notice
- Basking in your warmth, I failed to notice that you were keeping me on the back burner
- the water can kill you, but the beer won't
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- Prince Albert, Can Optional: A Noder Invades the Old Country on Ridiculously Short Notice
- They're drugs, they change you
- But what are they really thinking?
- Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
- Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; There is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- Getting you and your nodes noticed
- Notice 123
- Candide and Martin Touch upon the English Coast -- What They See There
- They're just babies, they don't understand!
- Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
- They were looking for God but found religion instead
- notice
- You weren't there
- Demand Notice
- Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
- Notice of Baggage Inspection
- If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- They don't know what they're missing
- Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
- Weight limit notice
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- Doctrine of notice
- I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
- There but for the grace of God go I
- Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- Afraid that someone will notice you're a fake
- Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- give Judy my notice
- That's what they're there for
- Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
- This information is subject to change without notice
- Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
- The light is red, but there is a green arrow
- World Take Good Notice
- There are roughly three billion women in the world, most of whom won't even return my calls
- watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
- short notice
- their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
- They say all you need is love, but chocolate doesn't hurt either.
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- but mr can you maybe listen there's
- /notice
- But there are NUNS watching us!
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- How They Came to Bunbury
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- They only come out at night
- Redundancy in DNA
- So they caught Saddam Hussein
- Do they care it's Christmas time?
- They swam in disrupted alphabets
- The day they started charging for music
- they're all the same except for me
- Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
- My computer won't let me turn it off!
- Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
- Walk without rhythm, and it won't attract the worm
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
- But thanks for playing
- terrified but hopeful
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- Not atheist, but what then?
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
- I come to the garden... but not alone
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- To wear nothing but steam
- butt plug
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
- different but equal
- no ideas but in things
- indomitable in battle against a beautiful, but harsh landscape
- We said nay, we are but men
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
- The more you eat, the more there are
- There are no transitional fossils
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
- There are no good contraceptives
- There's one born again every minute
- There's no better mirror than a child
- There was a customer today
- There is a balm in Gilead
- your handprints there, at the base
- There is such a color in thought
- There Goes Rhymin' Simon
- What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
- There is a true and sincere friendship between you both
- And there find God in everyone
- Help! There's a panda in my living room!
- Yes, I am helloing into a box. There is an echo.
- been there, done that
- There are no art talent scouts
- Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
- play dumb
- they might come up here and shoot us all
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
- They die obscurely under assumed names
- They inspire me
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- Hearts and thoughts they fade; fade away
- They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
- The songs that break you down and the stories that they tell
- Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
- Hypothetical 2000 presidential election results, pretending the states weren't winner-take-all
- Won't Get Fooled Again
- What were you expecting? Once the process of falsification is set in motion, it won't stop.
- I regret you. I won't regret this.
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- A date idea, but not for the first date
- Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
- I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
- electric butt scratcher
- My fingers flow over a keyboard, but words jumble at my teeth
- Starving in the greenhouse
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