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• The next life will be better
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• What life after death will really be like
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• My RPG will be a work of art
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• This Book Will Save Your Life
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Marks which will never be broken
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Life's Better with the Conservatives
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• better than a living will
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• Flax seeds will save your life
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• The staircase will be firm and the ceiling above will shatter under my fingertip
• Life without music would be a mistake
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• I will always be in the details
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• all the cute guys will be there
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• I must die or be better
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• It is better to be thought a fool
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Will I be given that chance?
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• Drinking Pepsi will bring your dead ancestors back to life
• It is not your life, you will perhaps listen a little closer
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• The revolution will not be televised
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• They will not be named!
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• The revolution will not be webcast
• I will be in my trailer!
• I will be your young sinner
• I will not spend my life like this
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• The television will not be revolutionized
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• Rebeca Martinez
• There Will Be Blood
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• A better life through lying
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• Life will get easier
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• I will be light
• You will be assimilated
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• I will always be weird inside
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• there will be a last
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Proper format will save your life
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• node that will be my legacy
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• the world will be remade in our image
• Carl Everett
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Who Will Be There
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• Boys will be boys
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Will I cease to be
• There will be no more stories to read
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• I fear I will be nothing
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Better than Life
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• Even the dead will not be safe
• If it be your will
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• $50 will save your life
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• The end will be a sellout
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• What can be better than that?
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• To be noble in an average life
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• There will never be another you
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• The amazing sticker movement will change your life
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet

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