Displaying /var/log/grayscale...

Starting /usr/bin/xiii/grayd
This is Grayscale 0.0.9f (beta)
WARNING this version is an unstable development release.
Grayscale daemon started.

Loading personality headers... done.
Loading gray-0000.pak... done.
Loading gray-0001.pak... done.
Loading gray-0002.pak... done.
Loading GPP interface... done.
Unpacking neural network architecture... done.

Attempting to initialize neural network...
Error (0x34F6DA51) NUL expected.
Error (0x3C801EE7) NUL expected.
There were errors while attempting to initialize.
Attempting to load gintrosp for debugging...
WARNING bad CRC detected in gintrosp.
WARNING network corruption detected.

The file ends.

Node Heaven Visitation: Using Nuclear Weapons to Improve the Human Race (idea)
"Nuked" on March 25, 2004
Requiescat in Bellum

/rescue - Who's taking this node seriously anyway?

M412-PFW Tactical Nuclear Device

Indications: Use in confirmed cases of acute asshat concentration, threat to democracy, rampaging monster, France.

Usage: Apply one warhead to target area. If problems persist after three days, a second may be applied to a nearby location. For severe cases, it may be necessary to continue dropping one device per hour until demands are met.

Warnings: This product has been shown to cause cancer in laboratory animals. Do not use unless all other options have been exhausted. Do not use if mutual destruction is assured. See your doctor of mental health prior to issuance of the missile launch key.

Happy canned EKW scheme for you:
ekw_alinkcolor="#0055FF";
ekw_bgcolor="#F0F0F0";
ekw_headingfont="Tahoma,Verdana,Helvetica,Arial";
ekw_linkcolor="#3D3DCC";
ekw_logoaccenttext="#e5e5e5";
ekw_logobackground="#8C8C8C";
ekw_logoborder="#3D3D3D";
ekw_logofont="Tahoma,Verdana,Helvetica,Arial";
ekw_logofontsize="17pt";
ekw_logomaintext="#333333";
ekw_monofontsize="9pt";
ekw_oddrowcolor="#C5C5C5";
ekw_textcolor="#333333";
ekw_textfont="Arial, sans-serif";
ekw_textfontsize="12px";
ekw_vlinkcolor="#264480";