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Ira
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"Do Not Cheer, Men Are Dying," Said Capt. Phillips, In The Spanish-American War
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1.) Everything is beautiful; 2.) Except me (idea)
1/0
10 commandments for intellectual independence (idea)
69 Love Songs
8 Days Wonder (place)
A Book about Me, by Me Myself (thing)
A Boy's Guide to Neoteny (poetry)
A Child's View of the Army (idea)
A dozen ways to disappear (idea)
A few crucial things about Conrad (person)
A fool's right to his tools of rage (person)
A guitar is easy in his hands / so is an airplane / so is a pen (person)
A hundred visions and revisions (idea)
A long talk on the beach that answered nothing (idea)
A love poem scrawled from one stranger to another
A message from sensei (idea)
A Pause in Conversation (idea)
A pep talk for your penis (idea)
A person of touches (person)
A pig, in a cage, on antibiotics (person)
A Song of Patriotic Prejudice (idea)
About some girl (person)
Advice for a geek in a pool full of sharks (idea)
Advice for dealing with children (idea)
Advice my father gave me before I left for college (idea)
after the therapy (idea)
Alan Partridge
Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed. (person)
All I ever wanted to be (fiction)
all sounds are good sounds (idea)
All the gold you can eat (person)
Altered Scale (thing)
alternative gender (idea)
An 80 year-old's view on Racism
An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
An Infinite Number of Monkeys (idea)
And then I will just slip away (idea)
And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
Andy Kaufman
angel
animal boything (person)
Anna and her Mother: spinning me in circles (fiction)
Anodyne (thing)
Anonymity, privacy and E2 (idea)
Any minute now, you will go blind (person)
Any song can be a love song (idea)
April 8, 2005 (idea)
Are you okay? (idea)
Aria Di Mezzo Carattere
Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen. (thing)
Art is the lie that tells the truth (idea)
As Colossal City Sleeps (place)
As if either one of us were happy (person)
As you wish
AS220
assonance (idea)
At the front with Dylan's army
AudieMcCall
augmented second (thing)
August 19, 2004 (person)
August 23, 2003 (idea)
August 26, 2004 (idea)
August 3, 2004 (idea)
Augustine
autism
Autistic guy on the city bus (person)
automatic thought (idea)
Available Rooms
Avoidant Personality Disorder
Bad posture (idea)
BadMojo
Basic plots (idea)
Be yourself (idea)
Bebop blues (thing)
Because it all burns up (idea)
Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent (idea)
Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts. (place)
beeramisu (recipe)
Before Sunrise (thing)
Before Sunset
bewilderbeast
Big Brown Lets Bubbles Down (fiction)
Bitriot
Bitten to the quick (thing)
bittersweets.org
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Black on black crime (idea)
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Bless your brown eyes smiling (person)
Blueberry Boat (thing)
Bob Dylan
Boo, age two and a half (person)
Botox (idea)
Boxing Day (idea)
Brighten a worker's day in a wholesale store (idea)
bring sunlight (person)
Bringing it all back home again
Brooklyn girls (idea)
Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me (personal)
Bubbles and the 99 cent Epiphany (fiction)
Bubbles Meets the Prince of Darkness (fiction)
Bubbles Runs the Voodoo Down (fiction)
Bubbles Takes a Magic Carpet Ride (fiction)
Bubbles, Baked and Fried (fiction)
Bubbles, Biff and Binny (fiction)
Bubbles' Trip To See the Doctor (fiction)
But I don't want to be Princess Leia! (idea)
Buy the rumor, sell the fact (thing)
By The Light Of The Silvery Moon (idea)
C-Dawg
CAIR statement on the events of September 11, 2001 (idea)
Calvin and Hobbes
Calvinball
Camille Paglia, date rape, and me (idea)
Can I go back to sleep now? (idea)
Can't we all just get along? (idea)
car alarm
Carl and me (person)
Categorised recipes
Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit (idea)
Chelsea (person)
child sexual abuse
Childhood memories (idea)
Children with Emerald Eyes (idea)
children's emotional needs (idea)
Children's recipes (idea)
Chinese chess
Chinese restaurant (thing)
Choose your words carefully; now throw them away (idea)
Choosing Love
Christmas Truce 1914
City of Souls I
cliffdiving lessons (thing)
cold air, warm skin
Cold cereal (idea)
cold women, kept safe (person)
Compassion (idea)
Completely implausible circumstances, even by comic book standards (idea)
Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated. (person)
Contradictory proverbs (idea)
Control room (thing)
Conversation I overheard in the bookstore 5 min before end of my shift
Cook's Helpful Advice
Cookery
Cooking for two (person)
Cool Hand Luke
cootie catcher (thing)
Copyright Compliance Help Offered
Covered in snow (place)
Cruyff turn (thing)
customer : good dad (person)
Cut and paste writeups (idea)
Dammit Doll (how-to)
Danny's Song (thing)
Database Lag-o-meter
David decides to fall (fiction)
Dawn was a lucky time to give birth (person)
Daylogs are brilliant and marvelous, and overall, completely priceless (idea)
Debris (an ode to Johnny Goodyear) (idea)
December 18, 2004 (idea)
December 5, 2004 (idea)
Defending yourself with a hardcover book (idea)
defenestrate (idea)
Depression is a good thing (idea)
Desperation is the mother of insanity. (idea)
Devon
Diary of a Cereal Killer
Different reasons (thing)
Disneyland in the rain (fiction)
Disobedience (James James Morrison Morrison Weatherby George Dupree)
Dissed by a five-year-old (idea)
Ditch your tone phone. Go rotary! (idea)
Do blind people dream? (idea)
Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion (person)
Do you remember how small your body was when you were five? (person)
Do You Speak English?
Do you start feeling, ever? (idea)
Do-It-Yourself Depression Control (idea)
doggles
Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
Don't give up (idea)
Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist (idea)
Don't node drunk (idea)
Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
Don't want to be lonely no more (idea)
Doreen (person)
doyle
Dream Log: April 8, 2005 (person)
Dreamer
Dressing up in a chicken suit and running around the golf course (idea)
Duck, Duck, Goose
Dulce et Decorum Est
E2 Editor Doc
E2 is unfriendly to new noders (idea)
E2 is unfriendly to New Order
E2 Lullaby
E2 Prose Writers Group
E2 Translators
Ear training : interval identification
Early, before our hands knew what to do (idea)
Early, before our hands knew what to do (place)
Editor Log: August 2004 (idea)
Editor Log: February 2005 (idea)
Elizabeth Barrett Browning: Sonnet XLIII
Elmore Leonard's ten rules for crime fiction (idea)
Emergency Landing (winter) (idea)
emits showers of sparks
English teacher wisdom (idea)
Ephram's timely escape (idea)
ern
Escaping the Monotony of Daily Life in a Fishbowl (idea)
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (review)
European-American: Label-politics for the bigotry connoisseur (idea)
Evaline
Evaline Turns the Worm (person)
Even though I sleep terribly with another body in the bed
Everyone Poops (idea)
Everything Document Directory
Everything Finger
Everything is a Family (idea)
Everything is love, love is everything
Everything is true and nothing matters (thing)
Everything User Search
Everything's Most Wanted (Archived)
Everything2 as a 300 pound kitten (idea)
Everywhere Is Kitten Trouble (thing)
extreme ironing
Fairy Tales
fall asleep without thinking of monsters (idea)
Falling in love with strangers (thing)
Falling Leaves (idea)
Falling out of love with friends (idea)
Fan mail (thing)
February 11, 2003 (idea)
February 12, 2004 (idea)
February 12, 2005 (idea)
February 16, 2005 (idea)
February 17, 2005 (idea)
February 18, 2004 (person)
February 19, 2004 (person)
February 28, 2005 (place)
February 3, 2005 (person)
February 4, 2005 (person)
February 6, 2005 (idea)
Fenchurch
Filmmaking terminology
Final Fantasy IX vs. My Chair
First night jitters
First They Came (thing)
Five minutes of forever (idea)
Flowers for Al and Don (idea)
folk music
For a boat of white bone, and we three
For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes. (person)
For fuck's sake (idea)
For my last trick, I made her disappear (person)
Forgiveness (idea)
found tape (person)
four-leaf clovers (thing)
Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them (idea)
fundamental attribution error
Galileo's Finger (idea)
gear catalog collage. it's a love poem. (idea)
Generic stand up comedy routine
Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
Ghosts I have known (person)
Gianfranco Zola (person)
Gifts we already have (idea)
God is everywhere (idea)
God is Still Speaking, (thing)
God Made Man Because He Loves Stories (idea)
Godzilla (idea)
Gone in Sixty Seconds 2005 - Theatre Quest Entries (idea)
Gone in Sixty Seconds 2005 - Theatre Quest Entries (thing)
Gone in Sixty Seconds 2005 - Theatre Quest Entries (thing)
Good practical jokes (idea)
Good reasons to leave my computer-centred world alone (idea)
Grab my hand
Grave of the Fireflies
graveyards make me wet (person)
Green Wing (thing)
Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators (idea)
Hairy armpits on women are attractive (idea)
Halspal
Happy Pizza (thing)
HATEDOME (idea)
Hatshepsut
Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems? (idea)
Having the courage to be an absolute nobody (idea)
Hayao Miyazaki
He gave her a daisy (idea)
He makes me feel alone just by being there (idea)
He Really Wasn't That Great (idea)
He's having a vasectomy (thing)
Hearts are funny, fragile, things (idea)
Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex? (idea)
Helping your kid brother die (person)
Here is Today! Here is Morning! Hello Hello Hello Here I Am! (person)
Hey, baby, wanna do some tea?
Hey, That's No Way to Say Goodbye
High school doth make cowards of us all (idea)
High school doth make cowards of us all (idea)
His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg. (person)
Homosexuality as a sin (idea)
Homosexuality as a sin (idea)
Hope Flowers School
Hospital Food (thing)
How about that local sports team?
How children draw (idea)
How did I get here, Sarah? (place)
How do you make a life matter? (idea)
How I fell in love with Alice (person)
How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories (person)
how i learned to love my peanut allergy and an elephant named bessy (idea)
How I rescued a squirrel from drowning (idea)
How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
How Jenna Jameson Saved Christmas (place)
How Kissing Was Discovered (thing)
How not to beat Jet Li's kung-fu style in "Fist of Legend" (idea)
How the heart really works (thing)
How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
How to avoid saying, "I love you" (idea)
How to begin poetry (idea)
How to build a maze for your cat (thing)
How to calculate the day of the week for a given date
How to comfort someone whose parent has died (idea)
How to cut a hole in a postcard large enough to walk through (idea)
How to get a girl's attention (idea)
How to give a hug
How to jump into a pile of leaves (idea)
How to kill your mates on Everything2
How to listen to the stories that cats tell us (idea)
How to love someone who is mentally ill (person)
How to make a tuna salad sandwich (idea)
How to overcome fatigue (idea)
How to pack someone out of your life
How to prevent an oncoming sneeze (idea)
How to read to a child
How to say "I love you"
How to speak to someone in a noisy room
How to teach art to a four-year-old (idea)
How to walk past someone you work with in the hallways at the office
How to watch the stars from a secluded island
How to write poetry (thing)
Huddled around the story as if it were a fire (idea)
Hugging trees (idea)
Humane Society
husband-and-wife play (thing)
I am a rape survivor
I am a son of the South
I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability (idea)
I am thankful for the ocean eyes of Shaymus (person)
I am uglier than you imagine (idea)
I am worn out with the beauty of the most trivial things (idea)
I assumed we would not even be friends (person)
I can see the evening stars (thing)
I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
I Can't Make You Love Me (thing)
I celebrate myself, and sing myself, (idea)
I come to you, defenses down
I cough up butterflies
I dance with ghosts (idea)
I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies. (idea)
I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am (idea)
I fear I will be nothing (thing)
I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures (idea)
I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood (idea)
I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood (person)
I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood (person)
I have a dream
I have a punklin and you don't (thing)
I have a Shaymus and you don't. (person)
I have this problem with saying "no" to people (idea)
I just need a hug, is all
I kissed her in the hair (idea)
I love her backwards (idea)
I love riding the subway on Valentine's Day (idea)
I love you, darling (idea)
I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
I must die or be better (idea)
I never learned to dance (idea)
I once had a cavity (idea)
I only dance when my feet are on fire (idea)
I pray to God I can find the other sock (idea)
I require unrequited love for emotional survival (idea)
I saw everything arrange itself backwards; I liked it (idea)
I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry. (idea)
I think I know that I am almost always afraid. (idea)
I used to be racist (idea)
I used to think of marriage as a plate-glass window just begging for a brick (person)
I want to be a muse
I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman (idea)
I want to put my hands there too (idea)
I was my mom for a while (person)
I was only following orders
I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
I wish I loved the human race (idea)
I would do that for you (idea)
I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky (idea)
I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
I'd like some dreams too (idea)
I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday (person)
I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
I'm afraid, sometimes, at night (idea)
I'm dreaming it so it must be true
I'm nobody! Who are you?
I'm not racist but...
I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life (idea)
I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big (place)
I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind (person)
iceowl
icicle
Ico
Ico (thing)
idiots abroad (thing)
If class conflict is inherent to society, then so too is revolution (idea)
if i never saw you again (idea)
If the universe breaks my heart (idea)
If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character (idea)
If you're feeling disillusioned, find a 9-year-old (person)
If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
II-V-I progression
ILU ATST IH8U (idea)
Impersonating someone famous (idea)
in cities not our own (idea)
In Defense and Exhortation of E2 Fiction
In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground (idea)
In the maze of my mind, some paths cannot be backtracked (idea)
In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows (person)
In timeless valleys full of stars (idea)
INFP
inner ugliness (idea)
Interlocking hearts (place)
International Assholes' Day (fiction)
Intimacy on the ward (person)
Into My Arms (thing)
Is file sharing theft? (idea)
Is spanking really child abuse? (idea)
Israel/Palestine: Hopes for Peace (idea)
It all fits together like a jigsaw (idea)
It was a dangerous, stupid infraction and I deserve the ticket (idea)
It's a jailbreak; we're free.
It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt (idea)
It's all in God's time (idea)
It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do (idea)
It's better to have loved and lost (idea)
It's better to have loved and lost (idea)
It's my birthday and I'll refuse to drink if I want to
It's the cracked ones that let light into the world (idea)
It's turtles all the way down
Jaffa Cakes
James Wong Howe (person)
Jane
January 10, 2003 (person)
January 13, 2005 (person)
January 15, 2005 (thing)
January 20, 2004 (idea)
January 30, 2005 (idea)
January 7, 2004 (thing)
jessicapierce
Josephine, The Dog-faced Girl (person)
July 4, 2004 (person)
July 5, 2002 (thing)
July 8, 2005 (place)
June 16, 2001 (idea)
junkpile
Just a word before tomorrow (thing)
Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap (idea)
Just kiss her (idea)
Just world hypothesis
Katie P. (person)
Keep this in mind (idea)
Kick The Can (thing)
Kiki's Delivery Service
Kind words beat upvotes and C!s every day
kindred spirit
King-Cat Comics and Stories (thing)
Kiss (thing)
kiss, even (person)
Kissing a man all over his face (idea)
kissing in public (idea)
Knowing your brain is about to grow outward, a flower in full bloom (idea)
Krazy Kat
l'esprit d'escalier
Ladies and gentlemen, I play piano, but god is in the house tonight. (thing)
Last Letter, First Letter (idea)
Laughing on grass (idea)
lay vs. lie
Leaves Fall And Sink (idea)
leaving out parts of the truth. you have to. (idea)
LEGO
Leslie Cheung (person)
Lest Ye Be Vexed (person)
Letter to baby, from mama (idea)
Letter to the Editor of WomenCentral@microsoft.com (thing)
Liberty Heights (thing)
Life in still water
Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it (idea)
Life of Pi
Life, no road signs (idea)
Lightning Crashes (person)
linguistic imperialism
liontamer
Listen, boy. Everyone is their own kind of ninja. (person)
Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face. (person)
Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin (person)
looking-glass self (idea)
Lord of All Hopefulness (thing)
Love for animals is often a substitute (idea)
Love is more complicated than Quantum Mechanics (idea)
Love That Dog (thing)
Love your enemies (idea)
lovejoyman
Lucyboo
Lydian b7 (thing)
Madison (thing)
Maggie's Sabbath (person)
Making lunch for a loved one (idea)
Manifesto of the Monster Raving Loony Party (thing)
March 1, 2005 (idea)
March 11, 2000 (idea)
March 11, 2002 (idea)
March 17, 2003 (idea)
March 22, 2004 (idea)
March 22, 2004 (person)
March 23, 2005 (thing)
March 24, 2004 (person)
March 25, 2002 (idea)
March 3, 2005 (idea)
March 7, 2005 (thing)
Marion and Geoff (thing)
masha
Massage tricks and tips (idea)
May 13, 2004 (idea)
May 27, 2004 (idea)
May 28, 2005 (idea)
May 3, 2005 (person)
Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe. (idea)
Maybe grief expects poor nutrition. (person)
Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby (idea)
Maybe Yes, Maybe No (idea)
Memoir of a Well-Intentioned Man (fiction)
memory is (idea)
Merhan Karimi Nasseri
Mexican jumping beans
Mind racing, a while back
Minor Blues
Minor British Political Parties (idea)
minor scale (thing)
Miscarriage (thing)
Mitzi
moloch36
Monkey Brains Love Spaceship Rumbles (idea)
Moons is good for eatin (person)
Mordechai Vanunu
morning pages
Move, and pretend you're still breathing (idea)
Mozilla Firefox
Mulierosity (definition)
Music isn't free
my best Patrick (person)
My country is the world, and my religion is to do good
My dizzying valleys (idea)
My friend has just broken up a marriage (person)
My God, it's full of stars (thing)
My grandmother and I traveling in time (essay)
My heart melts in the rain
My Husband is a Spaceman (idea)
My Name Is Quizro
My real life, burst into the proper colors (person)
My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me. (person)
My stuff is everything and baby can't touch my stuff (idea)
My werewolf faux pas (thing)
National Day of Silence
negative nodevertising (idea)
Neko Case
New Year's tradition (idea)
Nick Berg is Our Son (idea)
nick can write love poems again (idea)
No less a man (idea)
No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
No one is illegal (idea)
Nobuo Uematsu
Nodes which sarcastically argue a point in order to make the other side look foolish are funny (idea)
None of These Kids Gets Hurt. (idea)
Nonsense and the lovely, more of the parcel (idea)
Nonsense and the lovely, part of the parcel (idea)
Not wanting to sleep so the next day won't start (thing)
November 23, 2004 (idea)
November 27, 2004 (idea)
November 6, 2001 (idea)
October 10, 2003 (idea)
October 13, 2001 (idea)
October 23, 2003 (person)
October 29, 2004 (idea)
October 5, 2004 (idea)
October 8, 2004 (idea)
Oh, did you learn to play chess after YOU dropped a barbell on your head, too? (idea)
OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday (person)
OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday (place)
Old video games don't die (idea)
On becoming a parent (idea)
On the beach, by myself. How it turned out. (place)
On The Hour
On Writing (thing)
One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom (idea)
Online Community Dynamics
origami throwing star (thing)
Our Mollusk (idea)
Overused chord progressions
Paint Me the End of an Era (idea)
Parable of the Good Samaritan (thing)
Paradise Lost (person)
Pasta Recipes
pentatonic scale
Perfect moment : 5 (place)
Philosophy won't keep you warm at night (idea)
Phoebe's Songs
Piccadilly Circus to Victoria Station (place)
Pictures of blue Amy (person)
Piercisms Generator
Plastic Jesus
Plato on Soul Mates (idea)
Platonic Life Partner (essay)
Playing 'Name that driver' to kill time and stay awake (idea)
Playing in strip ponds (thing)
Playing rough on the bed (idea)
Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also (person)
Pleiades (thing)
Poem for a Northside girl (idea)
Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like (idea)
Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like (thing)
Poke, poke, tickle (idea)
postcard fiction
prison rape (idea)
Proper acoustic guitar care (idea)
Prosenoder's Cup 2003
Prostitution (thing)
Prostitution (thing)
Psst! Johnny likes Jenny! Pass it on! (idea)
pukesick
purple_curtain is an undead brain-eating zombie (person)
questions to ask of friends and lovers (thing)
Quieting a crying baby (idea)
RACECAR
Racial amalgamation, racism, and pride (idea)
Racial Tolerance (idea)
Random acts of kindness
Rape committed by women (idea)
Rape committed by women (idea)
Raymond Carver
Receiving compliments (idea)
redheads (person)
retard (idea)
Revelation of the Lamb in Four Parts
Revelling in bitterness (idea)
reverse culture shock (idea)
Revising Prose (thing)
Rhythm changes
riverrun
Romance of the Three Kingdoms
Romeo and Juliet
Romeo and Juliet had it easy
Romeo and Juliet I.I
Rudy the Stamp Dancer (person)
Salvation for modern Dads (idea)
Sandy (person)
Satan shoots and... Jesus Saves! (idea)
Saturday night, the words falling from her lips (idea)
Sauce Recipes
Save Me (idea)
Save us from the horror of dull dead trees: a marathon E2 Quest (thing)
screwing it up for Anna (person)
Scriblerus
second innocence
See Jane. See Jane run. (person)
self absorption (thing)
self-esteem
Self-fulfilling prophecy (idea)
Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on
sensei
Sensei and stuff
Sensei's recipes
September 11, 2001
September 21, 2002 (person)
Sex Games (idea)
Shaun of the Dead
Shaymus is older than I thought he was (person)
She bruised her knee. This is how we met. (person)
She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane. (idea)
she gave herself that holocaust haircut. cinnamon colored clippings cover the motel bedspread like sprinkles. (person)
She has trouble acting normal (idea)
She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
She left these broken things (thing)
She sang of fantastic green islands, and sparkling fish, never telling that she haunted the waters (idea)
She sketched on paper napkins (idea)
She Walks in Beauty (idea)
She was never mine. I always shared her. (person)
She was so pleased to learn that she was right (idea)
She wears her failed relationships like a shield (person)
Shopping with Susan (idea)
Siblings forever (idea)
Silent Night
Sing a Song of Sixpence
Siobhan
Sitting inside a snowglobe (idea)
Skin hunger
Sleeping with a shooting star (idea)
Slidewell
smile lines (idea)
Smoking cigarettes on a roof in the middle of winter (person)
Snow like fire
So Long, and Thanks for all the Fish (thing)
So much it scares me (person)
So this one-legged man walks into a bar (person)
Society for the prevention of Haikus
Soldier, soldier won't you marry me
soliloquee
Some observations on getting a girlfriend
Some of our best friends are three minutes long (idea)
Some people break so easily (idea)
Someone's gotta do the happy (idea)
Sometimes it's not political correctness, just respect and caring for others (idea)
Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry (idea)
Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
Sonnet LXXVI
Soulmates who will never ever meet again
Soup Recipes
SpaceShipOne
spider camp (place)
stand/alone/bitch
Station 37 (place)
Steady these hands these hands steady these hands (person)
Stealing Comfort on the Bus (place)
Still dreaming (idea)
Stop running
Stratagem of the Empty City (thing)
Stretching your lungs (idea)
Studio Ghibli (thing)
Stupid people (idea)
Suicide prevention
Sunflower (thing)
Supervixen (person)
Surf's Up (thing)
Surf's Up (thing)
Swedish, in one word (thing)
Take life by the hand (idea)
Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
tandex
Teach your million tiny babies to parasail (idea)
Teacher burnout (idea)
Tell me a story
Tell me a story about being really alive (idea)
Tell me a story about being really alive (idea)
Tell me a story about trains
Tell me about your secret places
Tell me of the nature of love
Telling Anna you love her the first time (idea)
Temple Grandin (person)
That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics (idea)
That's not love, it's F major (idea)
That's what I want to be too, frankly (idea)
The "A Hard Day's Night" Chord - Rock's Holy Grail (thing)
The agony of birds (idea)
The ambiguity of chord naming
The Artist's Way
The benefit of the doubt (idea)
The benefits of myopia
The Blind Men and the Elephant
The Boatman's Call (thing)
The boy who cried censorship (person)
The color of the universe is beige (thing)
The consolation of imaginary things is not imaginary consolation (idea)
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time (thing)
The Day Today
the death of a child (person)
The defining quality of the most beautiful things in the world (idea)
The difference between desire and being desired (idea)
The E2 Backstory
The E2 feline conspiracy
The easiest way to find it is to stop looking (idea)
the easy maneuver of winning Conrad (person)
The Everything People Registry
The Evil Overlord list
The Eye vs. The Look! Life Saving Information Contained Within! (idea)
the fact that
The Five Basic Responses (thing)
The Flying Scotsman (person)
The fragility of friendships (idea)
The Gap Game
The girl wants something harder
The girl who could cry flowers (a parable) (idea)
The good, the bad, and the skinny on hugs (thing)
The Harriet Tubman Offense (idea)
The healing power of touch (thing)
The Hong Kong story (thing)
The horse that freed the slaves (idea)
The Incredible Hulk (person)
The Japan Times, e2, and sensei
The Kingdom of Loathing
The Knight, The Princess and the Love Potion (person)
The Lady, or the Tiger?
The Langley Schools Music Project (review)
The Last American Virgin (thing)
The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies (idea)
The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
The Meaning of Liff
The Messiah on Mott Street (thing)
The Monopoly Game: Anger, suffering, and betrayal (idea)
The one that got away (person)
The Peach Garden Oath
The Perfect Puppy
The picture she drew in my notebook (idea)
The Power of Nightmares (thing)
The power to break a heart (idea)
The Prevalence of Suicide in Hong Kong (idea)
The principles of nuclear weapon safety and meeting girls are remarkably similar (idea)
The problem with nodes condoning drugs (idea)
The Robot (person)
The romance of the permanent resident (person)
The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
The saddest adventure I know (idea)
The seven basic conflicts (idea)
The Shawshank Redemption
The six rejections game
The Spanish Inquisition Sketch (thing)
The Streets (person)
The Swimming Hour
The swing and the death of an old man (person)
The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed. (idea)
the thoughts of a deaf person (idea)
The Three Men I Admired Most: Manhattan, 9/11/01
The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed. (idea)
The two-hour hug (thing)
the tyranny of lost loves (idea)
The Ugly Duckling
The Universe intended for us to have biscuits (idea)
The Very Lonely Cat (idea)
The waves are laughing (idea)
The way things have always been done (idea)
the wild flamingos of my Oklahoma trailer park paradise (place)
The world breaks everyone
The world is warm and likes having us in it
The World's Shortest Horror Story (idea)
The Zada Project (person)
The Zombie Survival Guide (thing)
There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic (person)
There is good country music (idea)
There was this one great night at Alice's house, (place)
there's a spider in my keyboard (idea)
There's no reason to leave this poem alone (idea)
There's no room in my life for anyone to stay (place)
These are the memories I never had
These people are not your friends (idea)
They all look the same (thing)
They leap just because they can, out of joy (idea)
Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys (thing)
Things nobody tells you about the south pole (place)
Things on which you can make a wish
Things to do, if you are hard-core (idea)
Thinking that the wisteria is making me homesick (idea)
Third Wheel (idea)
Thirteen (person)
This is a pleasant fiction, isn't it? (idea)
This is a satire about the SATs. You might find it humorous. (idea)
This is as real as magic gets (idea)
This is getting over you (place)
This is why she stays (idea)
This isn't Vietnam, man. This is Jazz; there are Rules. (idea)
This Land is Your Land
This ocean is angry but I might live through it (place)
This should make you very quiet (idea)
This wordplay bullshit
those whose lives you impact seldom remain in yours (idea)
Through this warm electricity I will give you bark branches and leaves curling upward into a safe sky (person)
Throwing sparks, growing dahlias (idea)
Til I Die (thing)
Tilly and the Wall
Time Heals All Wounds
Tired, Hungry and Full of Life (idea)
Tits on a keyboard (idea)
To all the cold people who want to be warm again (idea)
To Kill Yourself with a Cannonball (idea)
To node one thing beautiful every day
Toaster (thing)
Tolerance (idea)
Tolerance (idea)
Torturing your Sims (idea)
Touch not, lest ye be touched (idea)
tragic but brave (idea)
trash jenga (thing)
Treme
Trey Newberry (person)
Trivial Pursuit, the battle of the sexes, and one very smart little cookie (person)
True love happens (idea)
truths, rearranged (person)
Try not to look into my eyes (person)
trying to manage grace in the most graceless moments (idea)
tuesday
Tunnel in the Key of G
Turn the other cheek (idea)
Twelve bar blues
Twenty-three good things about pickles and dirt (idea)
Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star (thing)
Two dogs (idea)
Two stick figures leaning towards each other, heads touching (person)
U.S. considered nuking the moon (idea)
U.S. Diplomat Ann Wright's letter of resignation (thing)
U.S. Diplomat John Brady Kiesling's letter of resignation (thing)
Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole? (idea)
uncool (idea)
Up and In Heat (place)
upnod (thing)
Usergroup Lineup
Using a Jedi Mind Trick on State Troopers
various stages of undress (idea)
Veni, Vidi, Exii (idea)
Venice by night
Waitin' for a Superman
wake (person)
Waking Life (idea)
Waking Life (idea)
Waking Life (review)
Walking avenues of glorious distance (idea)
Walking Man, An Annotated Index
Walt Whitman (idea)
Want (the state of not having her) (person)
Wanting to shut up forever (idea)
We are all linked in our loneliness
We can meet her for you wholesale: a dreaming girl's singularity (idea)
We didn't cross the border; the border crossed us. (idea)
We don't write poetry because it's cute
we keep moving (idea)
we lose weeks like buttons, like pencils (idea)
We Met in May (person)
Welcome to the world (idea)
wertperch
Wet T-shirts and hot summers: a fifteen year old's definition of love (thing)
What a Wonderful World (thing)
What do you do? (idea)
What I wrote when I was missing David (idea)
What is it like to menstruate?
what she kisses twice (idea)
What the hell is wrong with society today? (idea)
what the kids did for love: (idea)
What to do with a dead horse (idea)
What's the matter with kids today? (thing)
Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it (idea)
When again between cities was comfortable and right (idea)
When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist (idea)
When I asked Anna to marry me (idea)
When I was ten years old (idea)
When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me. (idea)
When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY (idea)
When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure (idea)
When we were little kids, running (idea)
Where are all the women with abysmal self-esteem? (idea)
Where is the Christian outrage? (idea)
Where the cats live
Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
whiskey tango foxtrot, over
white poppy (thing)
Who to send presents to, and when.
Why am I dancing alone? (idea)
Why bert hid the moon (idea)
Why don't you dance? (thing)
Why I became a writer (thing)
Why is this lying bastard lying to me? (idea)
Why strapping buttered toast to a cat's back will not produce infinite power
Why the willow weeps (idea)
Why the world is more beautiful with a creator (person)
Why your balls seem to cringe sometimes (idea)
witchiepoo
Women you know you should just walk away from (person)
Work within the limitations of the medium (idea)
Would you mind terribly if I kissed you now? (idea)
Write what you know
Xer than Thou (idea)
XWiz
Yellow Hair of Mockery (place)
Yesterday I kissed the girl I love
You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike
You are not special. You will die here, too. (idea)
You are precious to me. Did you know that? (idea)
You can do anything (personal)
You can get to my heart by making me cry (idea)
You don't know what you have until it's gone (idea)
You lack the fire
You love these machines. These machines are dead: a love story.
You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26 (person)
You too can spend four years
You're dripping liquid sex into my Cherry Coke (idea)
You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass (idea)
Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone (person)
Your Nodeshells
Zhuge Liang