user since

Thu Apr 19 2001 at 04:52:00 (7.4 years ago )

last seen

Tue Jun 24 2008 at 06:01:11 (2.2 months ago )

number of write-ups

153 - View JediBix783's writeups (feed)

level / experience

4 (Scribe) / 4689

C!s spent

119

mission drive within everything

to air my theories about world-ending catastrophes

specialties

archaeology and English schoolboys

school/company

Hertford College, University of Oxford

motto

"Unexpected item in the bagging area."

most recent writeup

Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed

User Bookmarks:

• Welcome to Everything
• Hopeless romantic
• Wicked, wicked little puppies
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• Elizabeth Bathory
• Star Wars as an allegory of coming to terms with homosexuality
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• The "Moon": A Ridiculous Liberal Myth
• Blah blah blah Supermodels blah blah blah (thing)
• I really have to do you now
• Tale of the Heike
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please? (thing)
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Rocking slightly, reading the newspaper aloud to himself and everyone else on the bus
• France: The Trojan Horse of NATO
• On a favourite cat, drowned in a tub of gold fishes
• Using Pavlovian Theory to classically condition inanimate objects
• Rhiannon
• Darth Nader
• It's mean to hide a kitten in a puppy's butt
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• You couldn't use a time machine to visit the 13th century
• Judas Iscariot (person)
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• patriopsychoticanarchomaterialism (idea)
• Women who are bred to be ornaments
• The Joy Luck Fight Club
• Sex with Darth Vader while thinking of the Pope
• I was a prisoner in a Mexican whorehouse (idea)
• The Diary of Anne Frank (thing)
• In Los Angeles, something is always burning
• How to urinate standing up
• Every time I look at this picture, I feel a little more in love
• The Nitpicker's Guide to E2 Style and Formatting (idea)
• Samurai women
• A Letter from the Powers of the Universe Concerning Love and Other Such Things
• I only am escaped alone to tell thee: McVeigh, Denial, and the Death Penalty (idea)
• The First Fantastic E2 Crossword Puzzle
• The Cross of Snow
• Kemal Ozkan's Circumcision Palace
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• Afroscifunkstication: The significance of science fiction in black music
• Chocolate Fondant (thing)
• Live and let live (idea)
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; There is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• Turkey City Lexicon: A Primer For Science Fiction Workshops (idea)
• 19th Century Etiquette
• Everything User Search
• ye (thing)
• E2 guide to music you've never heard of
• Apple Butter Pumpkin Pie
• A Traveler's Guide to Time
• Sarcasm in the Middle Ages (thing)
• Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Fingers slick with mythos
• Fifteen Elvish ways to die (idea)
• postcard fiction (idea)
• Antarctic hygiene (thing)
• 99 Red Balloons (idea)
• London Causes of Death in 1700 (thing)
• My rubber ducky is stalking me
• How to make war (idea)
• A brief history of books (thing)
• The downfall of college students everywhere (idea)
• Unauthorized use of a time machine
• The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way. (idea)
• Pagan craft projects (thing)
• Everything Noder Pageant 2003
• Everything Noder Pageant 2003 (thing)
• 1000 Hours Deluxe American Superwar Gold! (idea)
• Boba Fett wasn't that tough (idea)
• Speaking on Wal-Mart's P.A. system via any phone in the world (idea)
• E2 September 11, 2001 book
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown! (thing)
• I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message (idea)
• Chav
• The young poet, facing a deadline, scans pages 450-467 of the OED
• Everything2 Civil War II: Electic Boogaloo
• Ed stories
• Philosophy in Harry Potter's World