Can anyone
imagine anything worse than
waking up, discovering that a
dog is breathing into your face?
Why can't dogs use
toothbrushes like the rest of us? There's only one thing that's worse than a dogs breath, and that's feeling a dogs breath in your face the
morning after a serious
bender, when you've got a
hangover that don't intend to leave for the rest of the day.
Of course, waking up after a
serious bender, your breath is probably worse than the dogs, so just tell it to
blow.