user since

Thu Feb 14 2002 at 01:34:37 (6.8 years ago )

last seen

Tue Nov 18 2008 at 06:11:31 (23.4 hours ago )

number of write-ups

59 - View Matthew's writeups (feed)

level / experience

5 (Crafter) / 4597

C!s spent

70

mission drive within everything

My mission is to proceed up the Nung River in a Navy patrol boat. Pick up Dem Bones' path at Nu Mung Ba, follow it and learn what I can along the way. When I find 'Bones, infiltrate his team by whatever means available and terminate his command.

specialties

Terror Management Theory, Urban-existentialism, the Robertson Odd Man Hypothesis, Cooperative Threat Reduction.

school/company

Lawful Evil

most recent writeup

Gone in Sixty Seconds 2007 - Theatre Quest Entries

User Bookmarks:

• Anthem for Doomed Youth
• Nate's Pseudo-Wisdoms
• Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
• I Have a Rendezvous with Death
• The principles of nuclear weapon safety and meeting girls are remarkably similar
• Bicycle wrecks are good for me
• Logical fallacy
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite (idea)
• "Do Not Cheer, Men Are Dying," Said Capt. Phillips, In The Spanish-American War
• weekend sound track
• Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker
• The Lord is my shepherd; I shall drive like crap (idea)
• Building an ICBM out of matchstick heads and PVC pipe (idea)
• The lost art of walking (idea)
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• The United States should go to war with everyone
• We control the algorithms for all emotions. We will make your steel city cry.
• Mad World, or my weekend in Afghanistan
• The Solar Panel of God's Calculator
• Ascensus Casusque Sigii Sidorum et Aranearum Martis
• Drunken Riemann shoved Gauss over fish and chips and said, Motherfucker, you solve that theorem, and I'll cut you with this blade!
• IN THE GRIM FUTURE OF HELLO KITTY, THERE IS ONLY WAR. (idea)