Milen
- user since
- Wed Nov 15 2000 at 08:09:33 (8 years ago )
- last seen
- Sat Sep 27 2008 at 10:06:42 (1.7 months ago )
- number of write-ups
- 138 - View Milen's writeups (feed)
- level / experience
- 6 (Artificer) / 4949
- C!s spent
- 53
- mission drive within everything
- Miscellaneous
- specialties
- Writing, game design, drawing webcomic, being worried
- school/company
- Georgia Southern University
- motto
- "There is no such thing as a good motto."
- most recent writeup
- Immortel (ad vitam)
Milen is code for "John Harris".
I write both factual and humorous writeups. They're both valuable, but I have more fun writing the funny ones. Here's what I consider to be the best:
The name "Milen" is actually short for "Millennium Century," the name of a woodsprite character in my comic strip, "Hidden Glade." In fact, neither Milen nor Millennium Century are her true name, which she is naturally loathe to divulge. Meanwhile, John Harris has yet to do anything (else) which breaks the surface of the Pond of Obscurity. He does, once in a while, write fiction. E-mail: johnh@hiddenglade.com ICQ: 6566794 |
User Bookmarks:
- geek culture
- xyzzy
- Steve Martin
- BOFH
- Popeye
- silly
- David Foster Wallace
- grasshopper
- Sturgeon's Law
- Chaos theory
- Extreme sleep deprivation
- Brownies
- Castlevania
- objectivity
- Powdermilk Biscuits
- Bill Murray
- Lucid dream
- Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
- your fluttered hello
- Don Marquis
- postmodern
- A Message To You Fanboy
- schmaltz
- The Seven Samurai
- Umberto Eco
- Lord Dunsany
- Knowing is half the battle
- Elf needs food badly
- Victor Borge
- speed reading
- Erewhon
- transhumanism
- Ancient Scottish tradition of basing your food on a dare (idea)
- You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
- Everything2 hacks
- The Emperor of Ice-Cream (idea)
- Correct as usual, King Friday
- Ancient Evenings
- Hyperbaton
- Praenomen
- Spriteful
- Superstition
- Unmorrised (definition)
- The Squirrel Diaries
- Bacon number
- Candide
- Pre/Trans fallacy
- M.U.L.E.
- Dave's Insanity Sauce
- Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids
- An easy way to make not-so-good food much better (thing)
- backronym
- retcon
- wabbit
- Japanese Ranting Slang
- rusty-spotted cat
- Gumby Soze (person)
- Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions
- No Logo
- there's a spider in my keyboard
- zugzwang
- Money is actually Magic Points
- Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
- The next 100 years according to Sir Arthur C. Clarke
- Fallacy of Four Terms
- Everyone has a dead bird story
- Azathoth
- Neighborhood of Make-Believe
- The Honour System Virus
- Ig Nobel Prize
- Guy Noir
- surviving a horror movie
- Wave Motion Gun
- The Tale of Genji
- Planck length
- borked
- Computer Randomly Plays Classical Music
- Asperger's syndrome
- Kirby
- The Picture in the House
- Ramen (thing)
- Nodeshell rescue
- Super Mario Brothers: A Literary Criticism
- Tale of the Heike
- Japanese Noise Bands
- catting weird things to /dev/audio
- What the hell is Grimace, anyway?
- My mother and two Rastafarians
- archy and mehitabel
- The Big Boffo Book of Daemons
- The Big Boffo Book of Daemons (idea)
- support.microsoft.com
- Brain tumor
- The black jelly bean
- Ice Climber (thing)
- Mutts
- Generic stand up comedy routine
- Teeny Little Super Guy
- Lockergnome
- hermit crab
- Ming the Merciless (person)
- villanelle (thing)
- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (idea)
- DOOM as a system administration tool
- Endgames in Chess
- My cat is mentally challenged and more than a little misshapen
- mask work
- Baldur's Gate II: Thanks heaps for enhancing my aura of inadequacy! (idea)
- How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
- 6502 Unix
- NaNoWriMo
- rock paper scissors spock lizard (idea)
- How the potato delayed the microwave 10 years (idea)
- On the Art of Spider Dancing
- living with sprites
- Slashcode (thing)
- If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7
- Logical fallacy (idea)
- Dr. Seussian wedding vows (thing)
- How to make a maze
- I'll be your fantasy
- A pathological fairy tale (idea)
- Ching!-fu
- Alternatives to Everything2 (idea)
- mystery religion (thing)
- Crystal Meth and the retail market
- superfluid (thing)
- E2 node tracker (place)
- Hypernym (thing)
- giant robot (idea)
- How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password (idea)
- The Insect God
- paper and pencil games
- No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
- Ralph Nader (person)
- hack-and-slasher
- Automatic Caution Door
- Lemony Snicket
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- The Internet Cannot Be Stored In Your Recycle Bin (idea)
- Peter Pan (idea)
- When you ride alone you ride with Hitler!
- Pythagorean comma (thing)
- Dogg's Hamlet, Cahoot's Macbeth (thing)
- A Grandpa's Notebook
- Employment Contract: Intellectual Property (thing)
- Allotheria
- Neo-crypto-fascist hip-punk-pop: the third wave
- Neo-crypto-fascist hip-punk-pop: the third wave (idea)
- I am a robot. (person)
- I was a father for a few days
- Hunter S. Thompson on the Nixon Pardon
- The World's First Manifesto Introducing Inhibitionism
- Semantic Web (idea)
- RFC 3098
- Seven Rules of Hillel
- Gamemaster Series (thing)
- Saavedra position
- Japanese obscenity laws (idea)
- Midnight Cat Races (thing)
- spider camp
- Boggle (thing)
- Teach your million tiny babies to parasail
- Caramelized onions (idea)
- Chong ching!s Chang 'cause Chang chung! Chong
- Shigeru Miyamoto (person)
- How to make a crossword puzzle (idea)
- White Pages Entries #0000000001 (idea)
- Everything2 URL Interface
- On Fairy-Stories
- geographic tongue
- Japanese words commonly used in anime
- ekw Preferences
- Smedley Butler (person)
- When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat? (idea)
- The UNIX and the Echo
- hex kite
- The Civic Minded Five
- Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America
- Universal Cultural Characteristics
- Meredith
- 24-hour comic
- Nim Chimpsky (person)
- How to Solve It (thing)
- roll-your-own nifty desktop background images (idea)
- Boomerang Toomerang Zoomerang
- Welcome to 2002, the twenty-third year of the eighties (idea)
- What happens to milk after cheese? (idea)
- ELF file format
- Fifteen Elvish ways to die
- The testimony of Walter E. Disney before the House Committee on Un-American Activities (thing)
- New Game
- Story For An Advanced Child (thing)
- The Zombies of 668 Axe Avenue!
- It's someone's pet. Take the time.
- Synesthesia (thing)
- Catching a squirrel
- fairy boats
- Packing for Antarctica
- Creating a fairly powerful static discharge in your bathtub
- Atari Brainstorm Session circa 1980
- Sad little spiral-bound notebook diaries (idea)
- Love poem from the monsters under my bed
- suburban discordian (idea)
- E2 Link and Logger Client (thing)
- A Prayer to Afflict the Comfortable
- How Sprint fires people (idea)
- Welcome to Spectre (idea)
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five? (person)
- What to do if E2 goes down
- Artificial Intelligence meets Natural Stupidity (thing)
- The Knight, The Princess and the Love Potion
- Golf? No sir, prefer prison flog! (place)
- Google syntax (idea)
- Who Censored Roger Rabbit? (thing)
- Why the rich get richer and the poor get poorer (idea)
- Phantastes (thing)
- Little plastic army men (idea)
- Your rights as a renter
- there's a spider in my keyboard (idea)
- White Rose (thing)
- Satanic Panic (thing)
- Elf with a Gun
- Top 10 Reasons to Elect John Kerry (idea)
- Michael Crichton, Ted Scambos, and the Battle Against Scientific Stupidity (person)
- Thurl Ravenscroft (person)
- Very basic generator physics (idea)