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Sat Nov 25 2000 at 00:34:13 (8 years ago )

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most recent writeup

March 10, 2003

User Bookmarks:

• Bill Hicks
• The heat death of the Universe
• Verbing weirds language
• Bloom County
• Small things amuse large minds
• Everything Style Guide
• The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
• defenestrate
• Vending machines that dispense sushi
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• Beowulf Cluster
• Exquisite Corpse
• You are taking yourself too seriously
• Lego lycanthropy
• The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour
• little black book
• Proteus Syndrome
• I like my coffee the way I like my women
• Nudification
• Spoonily
• Favorite Everything quotes
• When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
• Sub rosa
• little anarchy panties
• hardening your vehicle
• SOY! SOY! SOY! Soy makes you strong! Strength crushes enemies! SOY!
• Hong Kong movie subtitles
• Why I torched the crack house
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• Phrases found at the end of interesting stories
• How not to panic in thirty different languages
• 10 Ways to irritate, annoy, and anger your cat
• harness the power of wasabi
• Your hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans
• Most men lead lives of quiet desperation
• Hunter S. Thompson on George W. Bush
• Participate in your own manipulation.
• That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here.
• The tranquility of drinking alone
• Longest insult in Shakespeare
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• You can eat sushi
• Cat bathing as a martial art
• The most frequently banned books in the 1990s
• Jesus bitch-slapping the money changers
• Transhumanist Terminology
• Onigiri
• Everything cheat codes
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• punch thyself
• Pope on a rope
• Generic stand up comedy routine
• Falling into a Black Hole
• Sweet creeping zombie Jesus!
• Reheating leftover pizza
• Stuff to Do with Your Own Blood 101
• Straight razor shave
• I do not apologize on behalf of my country
• The Great Grand E2 Mix-Tape Lotto
• How many different species live on or in the average human body?
• It's 2 in the morning and I own the world
• Researching the girlie region
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• How to make a Lightsaber
• Explicate your lyrics
• wasabi green peas
• The terrible beauty of an industrial landscape at dawn
• Breakfast-Fu
• How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
• in the shower, thinking
• A message from sensei
• Everything2 Easter Eggs
• Ford Nucleon
• pneumatic train
• Walking Man
• lift yr. skinny fists like antennas to heaven!
• Enter the Dragon
• My penis shall not suffer as a result of this horrible poetry!
• Blandford Znajek process
• Lab rats dream about the mazes they run
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• It's obvious you've never owned a penis
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• Sex with your best friend (idea)
• Praying mantis
• How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• The last time I saw Orson Welles
• Luke Skywalker's Younger Brother
• On Deadly Ground
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• A Map of Dante's Hell
• The Atomic Cafe
• Everything Document Directory
• bed with movable arm-hole
• Books that will induce a mindfuck
• Daylogs are brilliant and marvelous, and overall, completely priceless
• Fear of genetically altered food unfounded
• How to jump start a car
• You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war
• Petitions to the Patron Saint of Noders
• Mankoski Pain Scale
• monkey bread
• Eggplant, tomato and capsicum soup
• Open the pod bay door, HAL
• Norwegian swearwords and curses
• Why does the shower curtain attack me in the shower?
• N+7
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• Cerenkov radiation
• How a cat flips in midair
• -30-
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Girls look prettier in snowstorms
• Removing glasses offers a window into the world of ghosts
• 10 commandments of bad writers
• Everything3
• American alcoholic writer stereotype
• E2 Sperm Counter
• 202-244-3121 (thing)
• What fresh hell is this? (idea)
• Forging a Japanese sword
• Liquid strawberries
• Searching for Terry Gilliam
• What to do if E2 goes down
• Making Rage Against The Machine Guitar noises with your mouth is the best form of political protest (idea)
• Eero Mäntyranta