Pretzellogic
- user since
- Sat Nov 25 2000 at 00:34:13 (8 years ago )
- last seen
- Fri May 2 2008 at 03:27:33 (6.6 months ago )
- number of write-ups
- 176 - View Pretzellogic's writeups (feed)
- level / experience
- 7 (Chronicler) / 6962
- C!s spent
- 130
- mission drive within everything
- Free lunch, final wisdom, total coverage
- specialties
- culinary warfare
- school/company
- It's got that classic swing
- motto
- Be Cool
- most recent writeup
- March 10, 2003
Ware shimata
Bury me when I die
Let's start over. |
User Bookmarks:
- Bill Hicks
- The heat death of the Universe
- Verbing weirds language
- Bloom County
- Small things amuse large minds
- Everything Style Guide
- The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
- defenestrate
- Vending machines that dispense sushi
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- Beowulf Cluster
- Exquisite Corpse
- You are taking yourself too seriously
- Lego lycanthropy
- The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour
- little black book
- Proteus Syndrome
- I like my coffee the way I like my women
- Nudification
- Spoonily
- Favorite Everything quotes
- When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
- Sub rosa
- little anarchy panties
- hardening your vehicle
- SOY! SOY! SOY! Soy makes you strong! Strength crushes enemies! SOY!
- Hong Kong movie subtitles
- Why I torched the crack house
- Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
- Phrases found at the end of interesting stories
- How not to panic in thirty different languages
- 10 Ways to irritate, annoy, and anger your cat
- harness the power of wasabi
- Your hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans
- Most men lead lives of quiet desperation
- Hunter S. Thompson on George W. Bush
- Participate in your own manipulation.
- That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here.
- The tranquility of drinking alone
- Longest insult in Shakespeare
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- You can eat sushi
- Cat bathing as a martial art
- The most frequently banned books in the 1990s
- Jesus bitch-slapping the money changers
- Transhumanist Terminology
- Onigiri
- Everything cheat codes
- It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
- punch thyself
- Pope on a rope
- Generic stand up comedy routine
- Falling into a Black Hole
- Sweet creeping zombie Jesus!
- Reheating leftover pizza
- Stuff to Do with Your Own Blood 101
- Straight razor shave
- I do not apologize on behalf of my country
- The Great Grand E2 Mix-Tape Lotto
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- It's 2 in the morning and I own the world
- Researching the girlie region
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- How to make a Lightsaber
- Explicate your lyrics
- wasabi green peas
- The terrible beauty of an industrial landscape at dawn
- Breakfast-Fu
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- in the shower, thinking
- A message from sensei
- Everything2 Easter Eggs
- Ford Nucleon
- pneumatic train
- Walking Man
- lift yr. skinny fists like antennas to heaven!
- Enter the Dragon
- My penis shall not suffer as a result of this horrible poetry!
- Blandford Znajek process
- Lab rats dream about the mazes they run
- This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
- It's obvious you've never owned a penis
- We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
- Sex with your best friend (idea)
- Praying mantis
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- The last time I saw Orson Welles
- Luke Skywalker's Younger Brother
- On Deadly Ground
- NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
- A Map of Dante's Hell
- The Atomic Cafe
- Everything Document Directory
- bed with movable arm-hole
- Books that will induce a mindfuck
- Daylogs are brilliant and marvelous, and overall, completely priceless
- Fear of genetically altered food unfounded
- How to jump start a car
- You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war
- Petitions to the Patron Saint of Noders
- Mankoski Pain Scale
- monkey bread
- Eggplant, tomato and capsicum soup
- Open the pod bay door, HAL
- Norwegian swearwords and curses
- Why does the shower curtain attack me in the shower?
- N+7
- Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
- Cerenkov radiation
- How a cat flips in midair
- -30-
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- Girls look prettier in snowstorms
- Removing glasses offers a window into the world of ghosts
- 10 commandments of bad writers
- Everything3
- American alcoholic writer stereotype
- E2 Sperm Counter
- 202-244-3121 (thing)
- What fresh hell is this? (idea)
- Forging a Japanese sword
- Liquid strawberries
- Searching for Terry Gilliam
- What to do if E2 goes down
- Making Rage Against The Machine Guitar noises with your mouth is the best form of political protest (idea)
- Eero Mäntyranta