user since

Thu Jun 17 1999 at 21:02:11 (9.4 years ago )

last seen

Fri Nov 14 2008 at 17:44:55 (4.6 days ago )

number of write-ups

709 - View RimRod's writeups (feed)

level / experience

20 (Poobah) / 36526

C!s spent

675

mission drive within everything

To make everyone's day a little happier. At gunpoint, if necessary.

specialties

Fencing, computer software design, bowling, random /msgs to strangers. No particular order.

school/company

Lockheed Martin Corporation

motto

There are no permanent beggars...the beggar you give a dollar to today can rise up and change the world tomorrow. Or become father to the man who will.

most recent writeup

March 22, 2003

User Bookmarks:

• Zen
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• E2 HTML tags
• Favorite Everything quotes
• Laser eye surgery
• Nuclear Power: Safer than Peanut Butter (idea)
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Ronald Reagan (person)
• Cuban Missile Crisis
• Hong Kong movie subtitles (thing)
• Why strapping buttered toast to a cat's back will not produce infinite power
• Sins of the World
• Two Envelope Paradox
• Posting the Ten Commandments in schools (idea)
• ISTJ
• The multi-stage Jewish good-bye
• Bad roommate
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• In-N-Out Burger
• "A Story", by Everythingians
• Thank GOD for Supermodels!
• How not to beat Jet Li's kung-fu style in "Fist of Legend"
• Technically raped
• The Story of Mel
• How to solve a Rubik's Cube
• Proof that Baptists cause tornados
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• How to kick ass at a job interview
• How to build your own computer
• Windows for Telepaths
• Chilling cruelty of children (idea)
• The Six-Lesson Schoolteacher
• Frank Zappa: Statement To Congress September 19, 1985
• Geek's guide to working out
• E2 Gatherings
• Santa Fe Independent School District v. DOE
• How to cook the perfect steak
• Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Babylon 5 Episode Guide (thing)
• RimRod Goes To McDonald's
• Why France sucks
• Letter to Isaac Asimov
• RimRod at the Junior Olympics of Fencing
• What to do if you're stopped by the police
• I am a sexist
• 3,000 Naked People
• Voltron (thing)
• I was a homeless bum
• The top secret of talking like an American
• RimRod's Fencing Autobiography
• Caffeinated Nasal Spray
• Heart-shaped acorn
• So, you want to change your hair color? Read this first!
• Finding free anime on the internet
• Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
• The death of Mr. Hooper
• Sensei's recipes
• Experiments and Surveys
• Conan O'Brien's Commencement Speech for the Harvard Class of 2000
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• Good practical jokes
• 1986 World Series - Game 6 (thing)
• Node your homework
• Things I had not seen before coming to America
• Tickle your ass with a feather? (thing)
• Zimbardo Experiment
• Sonny Bono Copyright Extension Act
• The Next Little Letter: The Vowels of the Internet (idea)
• The origins of the American accent
• Highway Tales
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• How to Get a Copy of Your FBI File
• How Long Copyright Protection Endures
• Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
• Christian sheep (idea)
• Bob Ross
• public education's fatal flaw
• It's 2 in the morning and I own the world (idea)
• Fun ways to annoy your Chief in the US Navy
• Scrappy Mac's Punchout Problem
• Speed chess, confessions of a positional player
• Dr. Seussian wedding vows
• 3 Musketeers
• How Prom nearly killed me
• How to play E2
• The principles of nuclear weapon safety and meeting girls are remarkably similar
• Jennifer
• How to properly assemble a combat insertion team
• The reality of human confrontation
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Seventeen ways to kill a sentence
• The world breaks everyone (idea)
• Rook's Wine Reviews
• If an Agent Knocks - Federal Investigators and Your Rights
• The double articulation of language
• If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek
• The cat is a liberal!
• Compaq (idea)
• Our sensei
• Chernobyl (place)
• A message from sensei
• Sensei and stuff
• The People's Elbow (thing)
• What's It Like to Live on Death Row?
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• 1600 SAT (thing)
• Bill Watterson (person)
• For Christmas, I made my Mom cry
• Verizon's Favorite Four-Letter Word
• These Golden Years are really tarnished
• Can't we all just get along?
• Los Alamos National Laboratory (person)
• Using a Jedi Mind Trick on State Troopers
• A day in the life of a blackjack dealer
• Tales from an ex fat chick
• I used to have so many dreams
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• DMCA and the politics of copy protection
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music (idea)
• Islam, women, and Saudi Arabian society
• Median Node-Fu Product
• Classical Music Starter Guide
• Common gambling fallacies
• Jar Jar Binks (person)
• Jerry Lawler (person)
• the Robert Moses memorial Everything Long Beach party and picnic of doom
• Mardi Gras (thing)
• Slut Manifesto
• Surviving Boot Camp
• hard interview questions
• Long Island Diner Culture: A Complete Guide
• Car accident (thing)
• We juggle priceless eggs: Understanding knowledge workers
• How to get unrestricted simultaneous downloads in Internet Explorer
• I was a teenage telephone solicitor
• A Child Called "It"
• E2 is unfriendly to old noders
• Searching E2 from a Windows MSIE address bar
• Barely Legal
• William M. Callaghan
• The Southeastern United States' lack of knowledge in computer science
• How to Deal with Tear Gas
• Dizzy and Katyana's Wedding Vows
• The public library is NOT a day care center for your kids
• Donation Box
• When too much Dungeons and Dragons changes your religion
• Climb up on the Moon? Of course we did.
• table chess
• E2 Scratch Pad
• Feed the idiot box
• How to entertain young children on little or no money
• E2 Public Relations Issues
• Combat Infantryman Badge
• Star Wars Episode 1.1: The Phantom Edit
• Everything's fine in South Caroline (A Pothead's Tale)
• Breeders: your children do not make you superior (idea)
• Introspection is probably not as valuable as you think
• Modern times leave us dazed and confused about dating
• The Harvard Plate Story (idea)
• Omegranite pomegranite pomegranite pomegranite pomegranite pomegranite pie
• To live, success carries high price in our world
• Everything Professional Career Network
• There is almost no need for the word 'get'
• Richard Nixon's Social Security Number
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up (idea)
• Playing rough on the bed
• Undertaker (person)
• Dollar auction
• How to make a crossword puzzle
• The employee as customer
• The CIA Meets MIT (idea)
• Flight Termination System
• Trivial Pursuit, the battle of the sexes, and one very smart little cookie
• The McDonald's coffee lawsuit
• Kiss your pants goodbye, Evil One!
• A meeting with the President of the United States
• How to give a shoulder massage
• Who to send presents to, and when.
• Sneakers (thing)
• What to know before you invest in stocks
• 'cat' moment
• The Serial Killer Jailbait Airline Lotto
• Jim Henson (person)
• Teach yourself to play chess
• Don't encourage people to read
• Our common enemy (idea)
• Defending yourself with a hardcover book (idea)
• Welcome to 2002, the twenty-third year of the eighties
• The E2 Backstory
• I am my father's daughter
• Dialogue and Narrative Structure on Television: An Examination of Babylon 5
• The well-groomed ones? Those are liberal arts majors. (idea)
• Behind the scenes at a supermarket produce department
• I never learned to dance
• Pitching for Star Trek
• The Process of Language Acquisition
• 202-244-3121
• Bowling for Columbine
• Rodney King (person)
• We will fight and I will win
• Harmful to Minors
• So this one-legged man walks into a bar
• e2 is a Scorpio
• Wendy's (thing)
• How to enlist in the United States Navy
• George W. Bush's address to the UN General Assembly: September 12, 2002
• How to derive the maximum enjoyment from crackers
• You gave me your hand, I gave you my fist
• A Night With The WWE (idea)