I am a Buccaneer-American, having decended from a long line of sea-fairing theives and mercenaries. For many years, I was under the the impression that I was a white-bread Jew from New Jersey. But then I learned my true hertiage when, at age 19, I was kidnapped by Turkish pirates, some Mediterranean thugs...

But thats a different story altogether.

I recently changed my name to the less correct Serveux, so if you call me Sirveaux, I won't respond.