But there are times when suddenly you realize you're nearer the end than the beginning. And you wonder, you ask yourself, what the sum total of your life represents. What difference your being there at any time made to anything.

--Bridge on the River Kwai

Once upon a time, I was Alias Mother Jonez. Now I'm Tlachtga. Life goes on.

Oh yeah, one more thing: I have a website, mostly focused on Celtic studies (I'm writing an encyclopedia), but eventually I'll put up some of my own creative writing: http://www.maryjones.us

According to Everything Rumors, "Tlachtga's real name is Queen Piffypuff. She lives in a castle in the clouds in the Magical Land of Tinklybutt. She has a magical dog made of meat and a magical cat made of other cats."

I concede the point about the cat.