WWWWolf
- user since
- Mon Sep 6 1999 at 04:05:52 (9.2 years ago )
- last seen
- Thu Mar 8 2007 at 09:21:19 (1.7 years ago )
- number of write-ups
- 1508 - View WWWWolf's writeups (feed)
- level / experience
- 25 (Vizier) / 50318
- C!s spent
- 1379
- mission drive within everything
- Making things flourish.
- specialties
- Computing, net.culture, Wise Thoughts (mostly from other people), Happy Thoughts
- school/company
- University of Oulu, Finland
- motto
- "I feel, therefore I am."
- most recent writeup
- dracolich
I will be here from time to time, My 2006's promise would be to participate a bit more if I have time. It's just that I'm quite a lot more active in that big competititor site. But rest assured I have fond memories of E2, and will be here! Just don't expect lightning-fast responses or anything. (Not that they were particularly lightning-fast when I was active here, either... =) Writeup copyrights: All of the writeups I have written are copyrighted by me. Unless otherwise specified, all of my writeups are dual-licensed under GFDL and Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike license 2.5, and I also give specific permission to appropriate my writeups to Wikipedia under GFDL only. Note: This licensing does NOT apply to my daylogs and dreamlogs (ie, nodes that have a date as a title, or start with "Dream log:"). If you want to use them elsewhere, contact me at wwwwolf@iki.fi and ask a special permission. I don't know why anyone would bother... (Above: Actual photograph of yours truly. Avatar by level, Monk by humility. Or that's the idea anyway =) For recent thoughts, see my scratchpad (link above). Oh, and I'm probably (if I'm any way allowed to draw my own psychological conclusions) suffering from SAD, so during the winter nights (often when I'm in E2), I'm probably not very cheerful person to talk to. This may get on people's nerves, I apologise. I would do anything to help this if I had the budget... I don't have much time to be in E2, but I try to be here now more often. It is difficult because i'm busy with the studies. But I hope to be here! (Really! I try!) What?I am here to help myself. I am called Weyfour WWWWolf, and it is my mission to bring you all happiness and joy. I am deeply sorry if I fail to do so at times, but rightfully happy if I manage to do so every now and then. Life is often far from perfect, but I believe it can be made tolerable. I want to be nice. I want everyone to be nice. I look at the battlefield that is our civilization, remember my lost or gone friends, and wish that one day, everyone would learn to live together in peace. People don't generally trust me with any authority for some reason, so I can just make recommendations. And my recommendation for today is that you think of something soft today. Think of anything that would make you actually happy.
I don't know what's "right" or "proper". Who?Ah, the question. I am, as mentioned, called WWWWolf. You may call me that. Or W4. Or, by my real, legally valid name, Urpo Lankinen. Or, Upi or Uu. (I like that last one. =) The name is pronounced /weIfɔ: wwulf/. I am an anthropomorphic wolf. You know, a furry. Human-like body with fur and gigantic soft wolf-tail and a nice wolf-head. Some say it's noble. Some say it's cute. I dare not comment. In the so-called "real life", I'm unfortunately still a human. I live in city of Oulu in Finland. I study at Department of Information Processing Science at University of Oulu. I have worked on web design and programming. Born 1979-05-28. Some random areas of interest (and possibly expertise): Linux, programming (Perl, Java, C/C++, some others), Commodore 64, WWW and web design, Internet culture - Usenet, IRC, Internet communities, and such, Movies (animated in particular, both eastern and western), comics (esp. Disney, some others too), computer and video games (while I'm not too good at them), Battletech, photography and cinematography, art (old and contemporary; furry art and digital art), furries & dragons, music (not focusing on any particular genre), literature (sci-fi and fantasy) ... Where?And what about E2?Member of the following groups: There isn't much I have done to help the user experience here, but please take a look at Slithering Perl Horrors - some of my E2 tools.
Here are some of the landmarks of my E2 history.
Here's something to the newbies: First of all, I'm not an editor (don't ask me why - probably because I haven't got the Stare), so if I tell you something, I do it because I thought that was a good idea - not because I thought it was a good idea AND I had the power to actually do something about it. =) For those interested in "Cryptozoology"
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User Bookmarks:
- LISP
- Shock the Monkey
- Lucid dream
- Witnessing the birth of new noders
- Subtitled or Dubbed?
- function dictates form
- Dragonflight
- Esse est percipi
- Form follows function
- Favorite Everything quotes
- Things we learn from movies
- The Evil Overlord list
- What level do we learn fireball?
- Fake words and broken definitions in dictionaries
- Everything Pantheon
- This freaking obsession with really abysmal porn
- A PC game guaranteed to suit the needs of contemporary society
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- A Thousand and One Arabian Nights
- Worst Cars of the Millennium
- All of a sudden everything sucks
- Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
- The most beautiful computer ever
- Super Mario Brothers: A Literary Criticism
- Video game advertising slogans
- Every film needs a ninja
- Reasons why I hate pornography
- The longest multi-word palindrome in any language
- cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscripti catapultas habebunt
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- ocelotbob
- Good Cybersex
- Everything cheat codes
- Fun things to do with a raised floor
- Is Everything artificially intelligent?
- The boy who cried censorship
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- World's most narrowly useful programming language
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- Blessed are the Downvoted
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- Harry Potter is a *ix hacker!
- Right-click trap
- Understanding subnets and netmasks
- Potemkémon
- How to give a hug
- Calculator Porn Distribution Ring
- Things on e2 other than XP that will make you happy
- How to properly assemble a combat insertion team
- An Artistic Analysis of 2001: A Space Odyssey
- Never coin a phrase if you can help it
- On noding in a foreign language
- Technical Support Request Form
- Why am I crying?
- Don't indent HTML paragraphs
- The Book of Markov
- torture (thing)
- Encoding information in a maze
- The C++ Programming Language Freakshow
- Nature's Harmonic Simultaneous 4-day Time Cube
- You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
- 8-ball as a metaphor for genocide
- How video game music is created
- Existence of the System Administrator
- Dragons as a metaphor for humanity
- The Dragon's Retort
- DMCA and the politics of copy protection
- Useless 3D Software Architecture Diagram
- Sex with your best friend
- United Fruit Company
- Caution: Contains Functional Sharp Point
- E2 is unfriendly to new noders
- Utah Teapot
- Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
- Daylogs are brilliant and marvelous, and overall, completely priceless
- Gay and lesbian stereotypes in the media
- Russian National Anthem
- Piri Reis map
- Standard Apology Form
- Citing internet resources
- Things I've seen done with those Free AOL CDs
- Politeness is always in order
- My correspondence with the Westboro Baptist Church
- internet meme
- Finnish TV Comedy
- Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
- How to write sex and violence - tastefully
- CQD MGY
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- E2 Nodegel Visualizer
- Instant Messenger War
- For want of a nail
- How to take better photos
- Everything2 URL Interface
- Windows 2000 Dadacenter Server
- The all-time worst moments of professional wrestling
- The Dragons of Pern
- Slashdot History of the World
- How to give a good PowerPoint presentation
- Mom... Dad... I'm MELODRAMATIC!
- Why realistic drawing is hard
- How Nintendo ruined hand-held gaming
- Productive use of time in lecture
- E2 tips for Palm users
- No actual dragons were harmed in the making of this product
- My computer is my best friend. It is my life.
- Creating Music on your Home Computer
- Take the wolf by the ears
- E2 is unfriendly to New Order
- Star Wars Holiday Special
- Noding speedometer
- How to get started with 3D computer graphics
- How to run a roleplaying game
- will
- You kissed me on the mouth; I felt your lips on mine for months afterward
- The E2 Backstory
- Advanced Everything2 the Role Playing Game
- Ma'am, we thought you should know: Your son is a homo sapien
- E2 Private Message to Email Gateway
- Windows were never meant to flicker so much
- Everything XML
- Telling adult stories to non-adults
- How to fake aged paper
- Using Unicode on E2
- Principles of adventure design
- Tuna Tapenade
- Photo editing in the print media
- Humour: D&D Third Edition
- Never deal with a dragon
- outies
- Where two roads once diverged
- emits showers of sparks
- How to ruin a roleplaying game
- Why you do not want to work for an Ad Agency
- e2 magnetic poetry
- URL escape sequences
- TextFire
- The Fox Widow
- Soul Dragon
- M9 Armored Combat Earthmover
- Video Games Characters
- Archived E2 FAQ: Video Games
- Crazy Redd
- Hey everyone, let's play a rousing game of Frag the N00b
- Naming operations