/me misses The trio of n00bs.
We stormed the ranks,
Controlled the Cat Box,
And had a C! nearly every right up.

By my own sheer will of doing absolutely nothing and waiting for rule changes
I have achieved my goal of reaching level 4.
Now my goal is to become an editor.
And I plan on achieving this status by waiting for the current ones to Die off.

Hotchicken says ...sorry for being ignorant. i am a girl after all.




<sam512> Gentlemen, we are advising a man on how best to cut open his testicles. Welcome to Everything2!

NODE FOR THE NOOKIE

LaylaLeigh says you fluffy little motherfucker

e2 owes me sleep

mitzi says
Religion is for people who are afraid of hell.
Spirituality is for people who have been there.

My good friend Sherri, in reaction to being shown Butterfinger McFlurry and Touch the Puppy -
"I'm never going to follow a link to that site from you again."

Your job is to find kitten.
This task is complicated by the existance of various things which are not kitten.

/me is a member of
DistractedNoders
Whine About Girls
anime/manga
e2history
e2hons

If needed, to talk about anything and everything, AIM me at BishopRed1.

World Of Warcraft - Cenarion Circle -
Horde - Catrilana
Alliance - Telnin or Zeria
But mostly Telnin.

And for the record, I am decently ashamed that Ebichu the housekeeping hamster is one of my top w/u's.

Landmarks

• 100 XP with Why Americans hate the French.
• Level 2 with Day Log: November 25, 2002
• 50th write up with Vision of Escaflowne
• 1000 XP (PLUS 5 CHINGS!!) with Iroquois Torture
• First C!ed Daylog with March 18, 2003. C! by Servo5678
• 1337 XP points and 50th C! with Japanese Feudalism
• First Ed. Cool - Amendment XIV by panamaus on 2003.07.04 at 08:37
• 1337 Total rep on censorship. Some one trying to tell me somethin'???
• 2nd Ed. Cool - The Outlaw Josey Wales by dannye. Honestly. I'm speechless.
• 3rd Editor Cool for Unification of Italy by SharQ.
• 1st triumphant return to e2 on October 13th?

Praise from Above.

• Excalibre must commend young bishopred1 for writing many fascinating factuals, all the more impressive considering how recently he came.
• dannye says That [hunting] was excellent work. Thank *you*.
• ac_hyper says j00 4r3 4 l14mA!
• <liveforever> Oh, bishopred1, not true. I have always loved you. Yes indeedy.
• allseeingeye says red bishops + + Never played chess with red pieces
• briglass says :) you have spunk
• Thuper Ranger, over AIM, about my noding (with typo corrections) - "man, you're just too fucking good at that."
• Augusta says Your picture of an ascii ham and cheese sandwich just made my day :) Rock on.
• momomom over AIM - "So, go get to work, you are a good writer."
• <Splunge> bishopred1 has never worked with an orifice.
• vagary says you make me want to dig my own hole. :) Keep up the good noding!
• GrouchyOldMan says re Confucius: Excellent job on this one! I thought Kongfuzi was deadly boring in college, but lately I've seen the wisdom of "correct behavior." Thanks.
• kalen says re Ebichu the Housekeeping Hamster: Wow! I didn't think I could be any _more_ disturbed by contemporary Japanese culture! But I can! (Great node!)
• KilroyWasHere says Nodes like these need to be C!ed more often. Thank your brother for me. (aka 'Praise From Below' :D)
• golFUR says Auspicious :) I bookmarked you btw, I like your stuff :)
• Kit says re Spaghetti Buns: Sounds yummy!
• briglass says re Red River: Nice

Funny things taken out of context that I happen to enjoy.

• <SharQ> Ducks can hardly be said to be smart
• <Cow Of Doom> YOU WILL ALL PERISH IN WARM, STICKY FLAMES! Like highly nutritious NAPALM with FIERY TADPOLES IN IT! WA HA HAA
• <Master Villain> ugh too much sandwich
• ac_hyper says PINKY POWER! PINKY POWER! PINKY FOREVER! SHIFT AND SHIFT AND SHIFT! /me needs medication
• <Inflatable_Monk> THE HAMSTERS WIL RISE IN THE END!!!
• <MacArthur Parker> Yes, I have an insatiable appetite for womanwang. OW!
• <briglass> Bizarre E2 coincidence #443 is my all time favorite! I can't believe the banana WANTED to feel her up... especially in THAT restaurant!
• <ac_hyper> That's what you get when you cross Radioactive Canadian Supemen with a MACARONI DUCK!
• <Cow Of Doom> HOT SONNET-ON-HAIKU ACTION! SEE THESE TINY LITTLE HAIKU TAKE IT RIGHT IN THE 17TH SYLLABLE!
• <Doyle> Few things prettier than a carboy full of wort wrapped in a pretty blanket....
• <Roninspoon> I'd love to prompt you to spontaneuos lack of bladder control, but I'm compelled to be honest. No. His name is Brad and he lives in Southern Nevada.
• <The Custodian> DO NOT LET THEM PAINT YOU <The Custodian> ...er, ignore that. Hello.

Funny things as said by loquacious.

• <loquacious> ...Angsty music is amusing to me. I AM ANGRY. I WILL WALLOW IN MY ANGER LIKE A BATH OF ACID AND ALLOW IT TO CORRODE WHO I AM AND NEVER GET OVER IT. RAAARGH! ... :)


• <loquacious> DEADLY FACE PUCKERING NINJA LEMON DEATHCAKE! AIIIEE!


• loquacious says Two noders enter, one noder leaves! In a knock-down, drag-out ORGASM-O-MATIC BATTLE ROYALE! sunday Sunday SUNDAY!


• <loquacious> Fuck! The duck people! RUN!


• <loquacious> I always have cheese logs. Why don't you have cheese logs? I have some smoky chedder walnut covered logs, if'n you want one or two.


• <loquacious> I've tried the dolphin, and found it lacking. I couldn't get over the fishy taste


• <heppigirl> loquacious will wed / Andromache is his wife / soon noder offspring
  <loquacious> nono, no offspring, unless you're considering the killer robots and the squidlets. are you completely mad? it's not legal under several known arms treaties for me to breed.

What, Me Borged?

• November 12, 2002 - for trying to smite the EDB
• November 21, 2002 - for talking about ac_hyper's boobs being the ruler of the world, and talking about her boobs too much in general.
• November 26, 2002 - For quoting All your base are belong to us while at war with Briglass.
• March 2, 2003 - For giving diotina a broken magical wand.