chinoodle
- user since
- Fri Feb 25 2000 at 18:48:27 (8.7 years ago )
- last seen
- Tue Apr 23 2002 at 11:31:18 (6.6 years ago )
- number of write-ups
- 60 - View chinoodle's writeups (feed)
- level / experience
- 3 (Scribe) / 1748
- C!s spent
- 1
- mission drive within everything
- To log in as infrequently as possible, and never do anything
- specialties
- My mum says I'm special
- school/company
- Royal Holloway (Uni of London)
- motto
- If you don't slip up, you'll never get horizontal
- most recent writeup
- Cleaning calamari / squid prior to cooking
| Update (16/04/02): I now have a new computer (Apple Powerbook) - but I also have exams (it never rains .. ). I will clean things up here once my exams are done (I should also have a few nice stories to share from the post-exam Amsterdam trip). Right. Let's start again. I've not been active on e2 for some time now, and when I was last active, it was sporadic. My apologies to those of you who've tried to contact me in this time, looking at my /msg inbox (currently 28) none of them were that important anyway. I'm currently at University (glorious Royal Holloway in the UK) and since my laptop broke I'm buggered for computing power. I'm currently using an old SPARC5 that I got for £50, I stole the modem, and the monitor doesn't like red. Needless to say this is not the best system to be accessing anything on, let alone everything. Hopefully April will bring a new computer of some kind, and I can get back to spending my every waking moment logged on to e2, pissing my degree away. In the unlikely event you need to contact me about something, mail me here: h.j.todd@cs.rhul.ac.uk |
User Bookmarks:
- cigarette (thing)
- 1980s (thing)
- I bent my wookiee
- wank
- Hamburger Helper
- Anarchist's Cookbook
- Pizza Hut logo on the moon
- The cold idiot core of you
- The Penis Game (thing)
- cellular telephone as a weapon
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea)
- little anarchy panties
- Why strapping buttered toast to a cat's back will not produce infinite power
- Temporary Darkening of the Stool
- Nature does some kick-ass 3D modeling (idea)
- cuniculosus
- Spam Fighting 101
- Noel Edmonds
- Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
- I like my coffee the way I like my women (idea)
- Ripping off soda machines
- Longest insult in Shakespeare
- A cunning plan to reduce pedestrian stupidity and arrogance on the bike path
- Take my hand, little naked buddy, while we sniff the magic number
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there (idea)
- Everyone has a dead bird story (thing)
- Babysitting a gigantic five year old
- Fsck (idea)
- Creative methods of suicide
- My generic "So you want to learn Linux..." speech (thing)
- How to exchange two variables without using a third
- Star Trek Erotic Fan Fiction Clichés
- The Condom Game (thing)
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't (idea)
- Holding up a mirror to a little bird is mean (idea)
- Celebrity encounters
- Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows (idea)
- Building a fort out of desks and computer boxes
- Kung Fu (thing)
- the Vodafone Game
- Times when you MUST have a smoke (idea)
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic! (idea)
- American Beauty (idea)
- The three D's of a successful relationship - Deny Deny Deny (idea)
- Jazz Anecdotes
- Peperami
- Why are homosexuals held to different standards of conduct than heterosexuals? (idea)
- Structural Integrity of Minivans at High Speeds
- I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense