• The Day I Tried to Live
• March 20, 2003
• April 2, 2003
• April 8, 2003
• April 17, 2003
• April 18, 2003
• April 24, 2003
• May 27, 2003
• June 11, 2003
• You look gay
• July 8, 2003
• July 12, 2003
• July 24, 2003
• July 31, 2003
• August 8, 2003
• August 13, 2003
• September 16, 2003
• January 26, 2004
• April 20, 2004
• July 31, 2004
• March 10, 2005
• March 13, 2005
• March 15, 2005
• March 26, 2005
• March 28, 2005
• April 1, 2005
• April 3, 2005
• May 25, 2005
• May 27, 2005
• May 28, 2005
• June 25, 2005
• September 2, 2005
• September 13, 2005
• September 24, 2005
• October 1, 2005
• October 4, 2005
• October 15, 2005
• November 23, 2005
• February 26, 2006
• [April 5, 2006
• May 26, 2006
• A man walks into a bar...
• July 30, 2006
• August 6, 2006
• September 7, 2006
• September 17, 2006
• November 24, 2006
• December 9, 2006
• February 12, 2007
• February 13, 2007
• February 15, 2007
• February 17, 2007

mat_catastrophe
I don't know anything outside of what is inside me
and that, too, is dim and confused.
I imagine a cloud somewhere
and that's where the answers lie.
They always lie, answers.

DejaMorgana: Oh, crap. I've just discovered an unforgiveable plot hole in Episode IX of the Land Before Time. Now it's going to annoy me every time I see or hear it (which is about three times a week).
Eco: Yes, well, this world is a vale of tears for anyone who demands strict accuracy in movies about talking dinosaurs.

dannye : Put on the DVD of Bad Santa. Turn the sound down. Put Beck's "Lost Cause" on the CD player and hit "repeat". Sit there for 103 minutes with a 9 mm on the table. See if you can make it.

Simulacron3 : I gave up on drugs when I discovered pain. Pain is the thing for those sufficiently advanced.

bipolarbear God life would be so much easier if we all spelt anaemia the same way *sigh*
Glowing Fish Yes, I've always thought, that is my definition of an easy life.

artman2003 At the top of my scratchpad is probably my first attempt here, maybe anywhere, at a sad story. I normally do humour. I want to make sure that it's not over the top, that people actually will think it's funny. Like just about the saddest story ever.
artman2003 I worry that people reading it familiar with my usual shit will sit there waiting for a punchline.
TheDeadGuy You mean, your fans?
TheDeadGuy Do you feel you've been typecast here by an unforgiving readership addicted to familiarity and opposed to fresh voices?

Jet-Poop I'll have you know slapping people like a bitch is a perfectly legitimate way to handle disputes. ;)