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• Linguistics
• Zen
• Go
• caffeine
• Principia Discordia
• Sanskrit
• Oblique Strategies
• Kill Yourself
• Quantum tunneling
• Church of the Subgenius
• Chaos theory
• The Teenage Liberation Handbook
• PiHKAL
• Crash Worship
• Joseph Campbell
• funk gland
• journalism
• Goat and Adding Machine Ritual
• Trip Like I Do
• gabber
• Anode
• Notes from the Underground
• Terence McKenna
• quantum bogodynamics
• The Neverending Story
• Om mani padme hum
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case (idea)
• The Chewbacca Defense
• Kill time before it kills you
• Jealousy
• Zazen
• snow monkey
• Franz Kafka
• THE LOUD NODE
• 1920s slang
• There is only ONE God
• Nate's Pseudo-Wisdoms
• A Book of Five Rings
• Ahriman
• Anathematize (definition)
• Catachresis
• Depulsion
• Disquietness
• Floccus
• Kakistocracy
• Mammon
• Nudibrachiate
• Nutmegged
• Peregrinity
• Scamillus
• The Gloranthan Runes
• The Seven Chakras
• Miyamoto Musashi
• Goat tethered to your testicles
• Romance of the Three Kingdoms
• A simple program for complicated people
• chaotic good
• How to Fall Out of Love
• Goat Island
• Words of Power
• Curious George does LSD
• Everything Bartender
• Sorting Algorithms
• path of classical yoga
• 28 hour day
• Does a cow have the Buddha nature?
• Feature request for Universe 2.0
• French toast
• neurolinguistic programming
• Everything Zen
• What level do we learn fireball?
• The method of doubt
• Reality Distortion Field
• Yasuda Joshu Dainen
• Maha Mantra
• Mahamantra
• omphaloskepsis
• Body of Christ with caramel spread
• Iced Brevet
• Fuck what other people think
• Dave's Insanity Sauce
• An open letter to the chosen one
• Comparing your insides to other people's outsides
• leverage goats across all platforms
• Which 3-manifold do we live in?
• A Mathematical Problem
• Bang! Who'd I shoot?
• The Law of Personal Universes
• Owning the Weather in 2025
• Rituals of marijuana
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• Get a communications degree and we'll talk
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Temporary Autonomous Zone
• Japanese Slang
• De Beers
• The parable of Ernie and Bert and the painting of the cow eating grass
• Flatland: Table of Contents
• chicken-fried bunny (thing)
• A Love Story to Touch Your Heart
• Pretend you're not dying inside
• Wild at Heart
• The Four Virtues
• Fist of Shiva
• Musings on the nature of absolute power
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Dreamy little humans
• How to kick ass at a job interview
• Target areas of the body for self defense
• Exterminate all rational thought
• Longest insult in Shakespeare
• burning baby goat god
• The Goat's Ears of the Emperor Trojan
• soul aikido
• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 148
• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 149
• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 155
• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 163
• Geek's guide to working out
• Becoming a Buddhist
• kung foo
• Questions to ask yourself on the way to self discovery
• Asperger's syndrome
• Zen Flesh, Zen Bones
• Kalama Sutta
• Rational Anarchism
• Get one's goat
• Why Does Smoking Suck?
• The Analects of Confucius : Part 1
• The Condom Game
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• How to play Mao
• Everything Japanese Encyclopedia
• ring theory
• Essays in Idleness
• enhanced reality
• Just friends syndrome
• Monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, William Shatner
• sleepless goat
• Transhumanist Terminology
• Fuck you and the horse you rode in on
• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus
• Anaphylactic (Anaphylactoid) Reaction
• Cast a Deadly Spell (thing)
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• The Gateless Gate
• Bells and robes
• Everyday life is the path
• Akasha
• Everything I Ching
• Cussing in German
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• Humorous Writings of E2
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
• Ten Prerequisites of Buddhahood
• adenosine crash
• hostmask
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Words of Advice for Young People
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• Man's Search for Meaning
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30 (idea)
• I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
• detox vs. retox
• Bodhisattvacaryavatara
• The Discordian Illuminati
• Get out of Hell free card
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Enochian Alphabet
• A watched pothead never tokes
• Christopher Walken (person)
• I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
• Encyclopędia Britannica 1771
• I am not prepared for the rest of this conversation
• jingi
• The Tao of Steve
• May '68 graffiti
• V.V.V.V.V.
• a cool quiet room with no bastards in it
• No Live Nude Lesbians were harmed in the rescuing of this nodeshell
• Fallen Angels (idea)
• Ye canna change the laws of physics!
• 20 ways to pamper your lover without spending a fortune (idea)
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• The pi defense
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• Erotic nodes
• Two monks and a woman
• Essentials of Spontaneous Prose
• Exploding Goat
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• A Brief History of New York City's Early Graffiti
• 1778
• Picasso on Stalin's cock
• How to Stop Worrying and Start Living
• She found her bliss between the headphones, and pursed her lips.
• Xenohomonecropedapyrobestiality
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• Elementary Principles of Composition
• The perfect node
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• The Art Of Insulting - Chapter XII- Excerpt from the 1992 World Insulting Championship Final in Brussels (Vassilyevich vs. White)
• Love ya... I guess
• Anarchism: What It Really Stands For
• Some advice on girls by a girl : the simple stuff
• A Positive LSD Story
• Narcissists - How to cope with them
• London's calling, and it's calling you gay
• You become the people you hate
• Repeat until dead
• fear (idea)
• Atheist children get presents day
• Learn C, you hippies
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• The First Principle
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• self-hypnosis
• Everything2 Easter Eggs
• The Anthropic Cosmological Principle
• Practice Random Kindness and Senseless Acts of Beauty
• Touch the Puppy
• Ghetto Tech
• smokng0at
• Uberman's Sleep Schedule (thing)
• Find the Others
• What happens to nice girls?
• How Scandinavians Became Hideously White
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue
• Sparkling Cigarette
• Was It Heaven? Or Hell? (thing)
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them (idea)
• Clm 849
• History of Lithuania and goat sex orgies
• The Corpus Hermeticum
• How long does it take to wash church off?
• Buddha's Discourse on Good Will
• Starfire Burning Upon the Ice Veiled Throne of Ultima Thule
• zerth's green goo
• Prefatory Note To The Meditations
• Dedication to Meditations on First Philosophy
• woofer masturbation
• cum rag (thing)
• Chaos Magic
• Don't Shampoo Your Hair
• Edward Kelly
• The Song of the Goddess
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Everything2 as a 300 pound kitten
• Everything I learned from "Survivor"
• Magickal uses of herbs
• Ten possible outcomes of Gnegg's space-time paradox
• Drink from the cup as if it's already broken
• To My Wife - With A Copy Of My Poems
• Non-pot-smokers need to get over it
• trichotomy law
• Third graders love acid techno
• Jesus Day
• Can chemicals cause enlightenment?
• Books that will induce a mindfuck
• Daylogs are brilliant and marvelous, and overall, completely priceless
• How to meet the most girls
• Apostrophe to the Ocean
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• What's happened to Polytheism recently?
• Tipitaka
• Dopamine, Delta-FosB, and the nature of Addictive Drugs
• yopo
• Demosthenian Hierarchy of Exclusion
• Picatrix
• How to talk like Jacques Derrida
• The dojo of the Soul
• How to tell your social class by the location of your name
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 1
• SubGenius Divine Excuse
• Mathematical Formulae
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• Things to do, if you are hard-core
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• You are a yawn that has cleared my ears.
• Robot is to follow the sun
• Pokethulhu
• Everything I Know I Learned on Acid
• Having the courage to be an absolute nobody
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• The Responsible Drug User's Oath
• The Dream of a Ridiculous Man
• Pretending to be Webster 1913 to score at parties
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year (idea)
• hexahectahexacontahexaphobia
• Benjamin Franklin's method for achieving moral Perfection
• Please remove your morality from my vagina. Thank you.
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• Extra Terrestrial Goat Creatures from the Fuck Galaxy
• Jacques de Molay, thou art avenged!
• calliope
• Only my hours spent gaming will stand between our world and total destruction
• Zen's Chinese Heritage
• The Welsh Triads
• Bad Wedding ideas
• Afraid that someone will notice you're a fake
• QNTAL
• How mages discovered the scientific method
• How the scientists discovered magic
• This place needs more actual content. Let's begin.
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• Konsumterror
• I saw everything arrange itself backwards; I liked it
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• Coincidence Design
• God is everywhere (idea)
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• neo-Laffer curve
• Manual Operation of Train Signals (or "Making ding-ding with no choo-choo") (idea)
• A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
• Chinese view of anger
• Mencius VIIa: 23
• Happiness is a temporary chemical imbalance
• The Way of Life: 17
• Mencius VIa: 17
• Earning the respect of your inner child
• Gaijin card
• Philosophical theories of truth
• Out here on the perimeter, there are no stars
• The Cosmology of P-Funk
• The Dying Earth
• Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker
• Editor Endorsements
• oblique strategies garden
• 10 Forms of Twisted Thinking
• E2 Hospitality Index
• Serenade for the Dead
• Sweaty man + sports shoe = Babe in leopard bikini
• Reality bubble
• Metta
• Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando
• How the body creates energy
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Once a philosopher, twice a pervert
• You're either with us or you're against us
• suicide intent scale
• rampaging wenchbeast (person)
• Gritchka's style guide
• A Call to Resist Illegitimate Authority (idea)
• You know you've done psychedelic drugs (idea)
• In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is king
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• E2Medicine
• Vote war today!
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes? (idea)
• Are you depressed or just full of angst? (idea)
• Soul Dragon
• Where the cats live
• The Dark Prophecy
• Lessons on life, love and things of utter importance (idea)
• The Raven (The Edgar Allan Porn version) (thing)
• rise up, bloody bones
• The light is red, but there is a green arrow
• Brad, what if I told you I belonged to a network of freedom fighters?
• The record labels owe you $20
• Styles of Japanese swordmaking
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life
• A Thousand Points of Light (idea)
• Zen and the Art of Hacking
• Jennifer Love Hewitt's gratuitous cleavage for the extended duration of your ritual defecation (idea)
• Make Tea Not War
• Yoga warmup
• Chinese eye exercises
• English is sexy
• The Secret Lives of Girls (idea)
• Easy way to stop smoking
• heroin maintenance (idea)
• How the heart really works
• Stretching your legs to prepare them for the lotus position
• The Electromagnetic Field Balancing Technique (idea)
• Richard Lederer
• Sticky note project management
• She wasn't connected to the earth the way the rest of us are (person)
• Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• neko (idea)
• Lyndon Johnson orders some pants
• She's so cute (idea)
• Peeing in the colors of the rainbow
• Whatever turns you on
• Sniffing vodka
• chilly billy
• DJ leslie
• Completely implausible circumstances, even by comic book standards
• That great feeling when the dice go your way (thing)
• Slijper's goat (thing)
• April 27, 2004 (thing)
• Think of us as a lost
• Eris sacerdos in aeternum
• Life is essentially meaningless, still we fear death
• springnightsettingsun
• Trust Not These Truths (idea)
• On Writing (thing)
• Jesus Saves (idea)
• No one is illegal (idea)
• A series of hurtful parables (idea)
• cooking for engineers
• Land of the free (some assembly required) (thing)
• All I need is food, shelter and a broadband connection (personal)
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly (person)
• There is no such thing as a love story (idea)
• Some things I've learned about not smoking
• Gould's Book of Fish (thing)
• Visual Disinformation (thing)
• Utah Rave Bust - Versus 2 (idea)
• Death toll likely to rise
• = (thing)
• every thing