statsbats
- user since
- Mon Mar 12 2001 at 08:03:48 (7.7 years ago )
- last seen
- Sat Sep 25 2004 at 23:44:47 (4.2 years ago )
- number of write-ups
- 19 - View statsbats's writeups (feed)
- level / experience
- 1 (Novice) / 519
- most recent writeup
- A minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips
User Bookmarks:
- Jill off
- Lie on your back and think of England
- The playing of the following four songs anywhere near a pianist is prohibited (idea)
- Pretend you're not dying inside
- This freaking obsession with really abysmal porn
- Footprints
- How I nearly killed myself masturbating (idea)
- The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
- Whose toothbrush is that, I thought you lived alone
- what it takes to be a fool (idea)
- Can we still be friends? (idea)
- What "I love you" doesn't mean
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that. (idea)
- I don't want to see her
- Watching my mother die
- Toys in Babeland
- My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
- A guide for the first time raver
- Talk to me (idea)
- How to give a hug (idea)
- A summer's evening (erotica) (idea)
- I can't find a bra that fits right (idea)
- Addicted to a thread of memories
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- i got the wound, if you got the salt
- I miss you (idea)
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- prom dress (thing)
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off (person)
- It's obvious you've never owned a penis (idea)
- I will never take a man underwear shopping
- cum rag (thing)
- Quieting a crying baby (idea)
- My Little Pony or porn star? (idea)
- Knowing how to sleep with someone (idea)
- Britnoder
- If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
- This is a love letter to The One. (idea)
- Dissed by a five year-old (idea)
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- I still find strands of her hair in bed (idea)
- Why Do You Wait?
- Lyrical references in Blink 182 songs (idea)
- Don't take sex too seriously
- Honesty in relationships (idea)
- Geek is chic
- I miss you can I have the ground back now (idea)
- I hate you. Please don't leave me. (thing)
- October 18, 2001 (thing)