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uwhugo
- user since
- Sat May 10 2003 at 14:12:49 (21 years ago )
- last seen
- Mon Feb 27 2017 at 02:16:06 (7.2 years ago )
- number of write-ups
- 9 - View uwhugo's writeups (feed)
- level / experience
- 1 (Novice) / 114
- mission drive within everything
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- specialties
- Webserver, PHP/Apache, Debian, computer networking
- school/company
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- motto
- How can you be so sure?
- most recent writeup
- cellular telephone as a weapon
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User Bookmarks:
- 1984
- A Few Facts About the Atomic Revamp and Redirection Overcharge Weapon System (ARROW) (fiction)
- Baldur's Gate II: Thanks heaps for enhancing my aura of inadequacy!
- catting weird things to /dev/audio
- Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
- Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
- Existence of the System Administrator
- Findings:
- Good reasons to leave my computer-centred world alone
- Hitler ruined that moustache for the rest of us
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- How to conquer a bureaucracy
- How to Deal with Tear Gas
- I was promised flying cars
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- Inferiority complex
- machine room
- Male lactation
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- Never believe your users
- Orange Julius
- Out of Order signs for personal gain and amusement
- Reflections on trusting trust
- Sysadmin cool
- System Administration - the movie
- The body is a playground
- the life of a sysadmin
- The types of friendship
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- tight bathroom security
- Troubleshooting friendships
- Using /dev/audio to eavesdrop
- Warm boot the human brain
- When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
- When the pencil breaks, the network goes down
- Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
- Wilderness survival guide
- Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
- You have to watch out for the quiet ones
- You will not remember me at all