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Tue Feb 17 2004 at 13:27:43 (20.2 years ago )
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mission drive within everything
read, read, read, & write
specialties
self-caffeination, singing Do Lord like a monkey
school/company
too much/poor
motto
christianity is no substitute for Jesus
most recent writeup
The Shawl
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  • Unspeakably ANCIENT,
  • yet shockingly bouyant.
  • Big fan of man in mirror, who glares back with deep contempt.
  • Favorite comedic line:
    "On occasion, pursuant to his trade as a turtle,
    he sticks his headbone underbeneath the waters,
    breathing solid H20."
    Walt Kelly
  • Founder of the popular "Browns and Pinks" movement, which seeks to remove the terms "Blacks" and "Whites" from the popular lexicon.
  • And of the corollary "Dimmercranks and Repugnacogs" groundswell.
  • Doesn't "Walk the Talk".
  • Good thing; talks like an imbecile.
Brethren, hear our words of peace. We
Like thy squalor not at all.
Our only wish to heal thy wounds,
Our hope to see thy sons grow tall.
Do not these tyrants stir thy hate? E'en
So with us, despised with thee. Let us
Unite, and with one strength arise,
Cast down these dogs, these--
Kill them if we must? Oh, yes; to
Err on caution's side has been a folly heretofore.
Remember well what ills befell those
Silly dupes who helped the last band clamber up.
October, 2000