I struggled with the new configuration. You'd think stuff like this would have been easy to figure out but apparently not for me. Maybe I was getting too old. The younger kids seemed to have a much easier time with it.
I called up IT. A cheerful voice answered on the other end.
"I'm having a hard time hooking up the new accessories," I told him, trying not to sound like a has-been.
"I'll send someone up," he said. "For more information, consult your ticket."
So I guess he wasn't even going to try to have me fix it myself. I hoped I didn't sound totally clueless.
A few minutes later, the ticket arrived in my inbox. Monday. They wouldn't be getting to it until Monday. I didn't want to be twiddling my thumbs the whole time.
I got up out of my chair and went to see my neighbor. "Have you been able to hook up the new stuff yet?" I asked, holding up two handfuls of wire and electronics.
"Oh that? Months ago." He was an early adopter. "…