Alex Jones has said a lot of crazy shit and absolutely none of it was as wild as finding out that there's microplastic in the dickmeat.
Yeah OK, the microplastics are getting into algae and stuff, and sea turtles are choking on beer cartilage or whatever, that shit sucks for sure. But pretty el fucking rapido after an interested, concerned, literate person might start to worry about the threat of things going any farther than that, a bored researcher read an article about the most recent method
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