you're as smooth as a cement milkshake
(go suck some pavement)
smooth as the scalp of the
laziest buddhist monk, smooth as
the ride home from a sixteen year old driving
stick shift, smooth as
premature ejaculatory fluid
you are as smooth as a rocky road sundae
in a greenhouse
in kentucky
in july
if bricks could pillow talk
you're as smooth as cream of burlap soup, as
the screams of an overworked
hooker, smooth as the…