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• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• You don't need a reason to cry
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Would you like a Wah-Burger to go with those Crys?
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• a cut, a chill, a cry, a call
• don't cry over spilled milk
• It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
• he would have cried
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• don't cry
• Boys Don't Cry
• Don't cry for the Angels
• Did it ever make you cry ?
• don't cry over spoiled milk
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• happily ever after
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• They all lived happily ever after
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• Don't be sad
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• That I Would Be Good
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Don't Be Evil
• Things never were what they used to be
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Could man be drunk for ever
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• it would be hilarious if only
• Where would America be without Canada?
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• What life after death will really be like
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• A whimper would be fine
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• don't be absurd (user)
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• It's easy to be charming on the internet
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• I don't want to be successful
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• I don't always want you to be nice
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• what would it take to be serene again?
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• That would be me
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• I don't want to be alone
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• The Man Who Would Be King
• All that I am and ever want to be
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Just to see what it would be like
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Be careful and don't fall down
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• All I ever wanted to be
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• Everything is supposed to be quiet after a massacre
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.

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