Findings:

• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• Your hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans
• I never know what to do with my hands
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
• How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
• Twenty-three things to do, or not do, while on steroids
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• Only at Chuck E. Cheese's, in the small hours with a gun in my hand, do I feel truly alive
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Caution (Do Not Stop On The Tracks)
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• Stop asking for peace and do something
• How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
• What to do if you're stopped by the police
• For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
• You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.
• A tight circle of like-minded people, each with hands on the genitals of their neighbor
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• Do I stay or run away?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• Searching for Steve (Or, why I stopped feeling guilty for downloading MP3s)
• Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
• Stop reading this and go do something constructive
• Early, before our hands knew what to do
• How do you stop a rhino from charging?
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• Do not write, stamp, or sign below this line
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• Do It or Die
• Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
• Do similar pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• What to do if the election is cancelled or postponed
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• What to do if your airline ticket is lost or stolen
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• You, standing
• Do or do not, there is no try
• Stop the Madness (Or at Least Slow It Down A Little)
• Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
• Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
• The Lord of the Rings IV: Stop or my Gollum will Shoot!
• Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
• stop garage sales (or why Joe Lieberman doesn't like video games)
• Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!
• The second hand is stopped just after the four, twitching periodically. Outside, a cold rain.
• An Unexplained Scene, or The Grubbiest Daisy Chains You Ever Saw On A Hobo
• Right handed, or left handed?
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• Attempt to gog
• Failed attempts to seduce right wing religious fanatics
• All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landings there.
• We need to stop this
• You deny that fact in an attempt to suppress that facet of your reality
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• An attempted topological eversion of self in regular homotopy
• using religion as a pick-up attempt
• Xerxes I and the Attempted Conquest of Greece
• Asian countries mimic America in an attempt to become modern
• attempted rape
• Xerxes and I Attempted the Conquest of Greece
• An attempt at Goth gangsta rap
• The Latest and Greatest Attempt to Subvert the Geneva Convention
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• An attempt at accountancy porn
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• live vicariously through someone else's attempt at a dark past
• In which I attempt more puns
• it is a crime to attempt to simplify the world
• Chains (user)
• Old Ball and Chain
• chain reaction
• Cartoon food chain
• wallet chain
• Alice in Chains
• chain letter
• chain mail
• Hawaiian Island Chain
• word chain
• Markov chain
• Chicks in Chain Mail
• Chain letter email
• Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
• polymerase chain reaction
• nuclear chain reaction
• Chain Murder Mystery
• The Jesus and Mary Chain
• An Irony of Chain
• Electron Transport Chain
• Plan for bringing down corporate fast food chains
• Chain gang
• Chain windshield washing
• infinite divisor chain
• chain punch
• Semeiotic Chain Mail
• ball chain
• fire spinning chains
• decay chain
• Russian Chain Letter
• Great Chain of Being
• how to unlatch a door chain from outside
• pawn chain
• chain link
• Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
• Chain to grave with wild roses
• tire chains
• Eulerian chain
• chain store
• chain check
• chain of command
• chains
• Back on the Chain Gang
• Chain Bridge
• Chains of Love
• Daisy chain
• To leave you there by yourself chained to fate
• proton-proton chain
• White Lightning Chain Lube
• Jacob Marley's Chain
• sociable chain
• watch, chain, and seals
• supply chain
• Block chain
• Chain tie
• Crotch chain
• Safety chain
• Cleaning chain reaction
• Chained By Epiphany (user)
• the vertex of an enormous branching chain of debauchery
• God of War: Chains of Olympus
• rattling chains
• Royal Victoria Chain
• Hickory chain
• Monte Carlo Markov chain
• carbon chain
• Magic: The Gathering: Shattered Chains
• The Easy Chain
• Chained Girls
• Don't yank my chain
• These chains grow stronger every year
• Domino Chain of Convenient Bisexuality
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• A chained man need only shut his eyes to make the world explode.
• the mind, the chains, the treason
• Dice Chain

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