Findings:
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- Starving in the greenhouse
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- may your fruit be like you
- gods we may be
- My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- I am just going outside and may be some time.
- Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
- Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
- Some algorithms may need to be redesigned
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
- may you be granted a purple robe
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Not to die but to be reborn...
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- You can, but you may not
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- I may not be unbreakable
- Fishing may be painful
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
- Animals which may be immortal
- May the Fourth be with you
- Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device
- but you wanna be bad
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- The life you're fucking with may not be your own
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
- I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- Jeff Foxworthy
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
- Rocket Scientist
- High Quality Beef. WARNING: May Contain Meat Scientist
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- may my truths take flight, and my lies be burnt away
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- Your anti-religious stance may be confusing the organization of religion with religion itself
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
- Be that as it may
- Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- Rebeca Martinez
- My life may no longer be my own
- If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
- Hot pursuit
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- Aspects of American society that may be very familiar to you.
- may their names be sung forever
- Results not typical. Mileage may vary. You may be a woman.
- Aspects of Finnish society that may be new to you
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- May the Force be with you
- Aspects of Hyborian Age that may be new to you
- The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
- Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
- The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
- or i may simply be a single drop of rain
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Aspects of American race relations that may be new to you
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- meteors may be fallen angels
- Aspects of American theology that may be new to you
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
- Aspects of American society that may be new to you
- and the world may be long for you
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- heavy as it all may be and still take that step
- things that are wrong may yet be made right
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
- I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
- They Might Be Giants
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- To do is to be
- When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
- I wanna be your dog
- Be yourself
- Should I be happy?
- Too good to be true
- Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Let It Be
- Information cannot be owned
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- Must be a lesbian
- The best kind of bartender
- You're too young to be so old
- Chant and be Happy
- How to be invisible
- Any song can be a love song
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
- play dumb
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