Findings:

• Can't we all just get along?
• Just to Get it Out . . .
• Let's get just one thing straight
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Can we all just get along?
• None of These Kids Gets Hurt.
• Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
• Sometimes we dreamers just get in the way
• Rape committed by women
• these ideas are not deep, they're just good
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• Why didn't you just get a dog?
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• I Just Wasn't Made For These Times
• cut and paste are just keystrokes these days
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• You just don't get it
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• Why you get ice cream headaches
• achmed (user)
• Achmed the Dead Terrorist
• Get over it
• Get Happy!
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• You can't get there from here
• Get your rocks off
• That and a quarter gets you a 25 cent cup of coffee
• get drunk
• How to get it
• get
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• The drugs get you ready
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• Get drunk on History
• it gets thick
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• As Good as it Gets
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Get my groove on
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• I never get mail
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Let's Get Killed
• Jack Gets Up
• get with the program
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• get well card
• Get used to it
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Get In Shape Girl
• Get Smart
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• D.R. & Quinch get Drafted
• 15 will get you 20
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Get a bit chopped
• Get a fat lip
• Get a grindstone and sharpen it
• Get a load of
• Get around
• Get a tail
• Get a valentine
• Get the finger put on
• Get hip
• Get hit with
• Get hit with the blocks
• Get hours
• Get it up
• Get off the gun
• Get off the nut
• Get out the crying towel
• Get under the bed
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• The Universe always gets the first move
• Get Real
• get a clue
• Get a real computer!
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• Craving a smoke
• An angel gets its wings
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Get rich quick
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• The river gives up these objects randomly
• How to get rid of a cold
• We need to get you a girlfriend
• Get a communications degree and we'll talk
• Get a life!
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• How to get rid of a tailgater
• get right down to it
• get to the point
• The Get Up Kids
• Birthdays get less significant as you get older
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• The Public Wants What The Public Gets
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• How to get rid of a telemarketer
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• Where did you get that hat?
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses
• Life sucks. Get over it.
• Get your bender on
• Get Carter
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• How to get away at work without doing anything
• How to crack root and not get caught
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• It doesn't get any better than this
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• How to get your stuff voted up
• You get the idea
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• Darth Everything mistakenly gets a role in a porno
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Getting rid of start menu items
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• How to avoid a car accident
• gets on my tits
• Overhead imagery of your house
• can't get with
• if it breaks, you get to keep both pieces
• Get one's goat
• RimRod gets stranded at McDonald's
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• Let's get ready to rumble!
• When I get like this
• You can never get away from yourself
• Technology that gets lost between now and Star Trek

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