Findings:

• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• How books get into libraries
• Let's get just one thing straight
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• The Cat and Monkey Love Story
• Just So Stories
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• we are all just books reading each other
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Big Book Chapter One: Bill's Story
• Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
• cut and paste are just keystrokes these days
• Just suppose
• Sometimes we dreamers just get in the way
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• the cat tells Oaf a story about wizards
• Why you get ice cream headaches
• None of These Kids Gets Hurt.
• Rape committed by women
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• The Valancourt Book of Victorian Christmas Ghost Stories
• Just to Get it Out . . .
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• these ideas are not deep, they're just good
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past
• Nuclear Cats Get New Home
• Every one of these scars is a sign my cat loves me!
• Just Like the Fambly Cat
• How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
• Used Book Story To Middle East Backstory
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• Can we all just get along?
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• Why didn't you just get a dog?
• Can't we all just get along?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• old books can tell more than one story
• Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• You just don't get it
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• Just as well I came along
• I Just Wasn't Made For These Times
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• You love these machines. These machines are dead: a love story.
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Old Possum's book of practical cats
• The Library Book
• The best places to get your books
• achmed (user)
• Achmed the Dead Terrorist
• Palladium Books
• Book of Mormon Promise
• Aluminum Book
• The Book of Mirrors
• The camel book
• high school yearbook
• Book of Judges
• Steal This Book
• Comic Book Guy
• Dover Books
• Tibetan Book of the Dead
• Powell's City of Books
• Book of 1000 Nights and a Night
• The Book of Lies
• National Book Award
• phone book
• Feel this book
• Red Book of Westmarch
• banned books
• fictitious book
• Sam Weller's Books
• the Horse Book
• picture book
• The Butter Battle Book
• Beginner Books
• Dr. Seuss's Sleep Book
• The Foot Book
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Music journalists who write books
• little black book
• Book people and retail people
• stripped books
• early reader books
• A Book of Five Rings
• Account book
• Bank book
• Bill book
• Block book
• Booked
• Book muslin
• The Book of Lost Tales
• The Monster at the End of This Book
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 1
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 2
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 3
• The Code Book
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 4
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 5
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 6
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 7
• neil's Book of the Dead
• Everything Holy Books
• Usborne Books
• Deseret Books
• AD&D rule books
• The Book of Job
• I'd rather read a book
• Orange Book
• Red Book
• Purple Book
• Wizard Book
• Camel Book
• Guinness Book of World Records
• The worst children's book ever
• chapter book
• Make a book
• book report
• A Jungle Book
• Price to book
• college book store
• address book
• The book is better than the movie
• The Book of Changes
• Comic Book Legal Defense Fund
• Book of Very Common Prayer
• The river gives up these objects randomly
• Accumulated Book
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• Piano Teaching Books
• When I Read the Book
• electronic book
• Science Fiction Book Club
• Cinderella Book
• Dragon Book
• Lions Book

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