Findings:
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- That's Just How He Was
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
- I think I'll just go to sleep in this snow bank.
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- How Much for just the Planet?
- How To Think About God
- How to check if someone has been through it all
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- I knew before I met you just how we would end
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Just How You Feel
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- I used to think of marriage as a plate-glass window just begging for a brick
- You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- we think we're so great. this is all just more history
- I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
- How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
- How to check if someone has been to the mall
- How to find something which has been lost
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
- Just how is this arousing?
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- just think (user)
- I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- How long have you been in love with her?
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- I have just been shot
- AGH (user)
- Front porch, what should have been said
- Been
- I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
- What have you been smoking?
- You've Been Borged! (document)
- I've been crowned the king of it
- you know you've been caught
- been through the fire
- This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
- I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
- I've been living my life half asleep
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- To One who has been Long in City Pent
- Evolution is only a theory
- Evolution has never been observed
- I've Been Working on the Railroad
- You've Been Dumped
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
- Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
- I've been a woman for too long
- We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- I may or may not have been naked
- This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
- It's been lovely
- Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
- Everything that there is to do with electronic instruments has been done
- It's All Been Done Before
- I know I have been dreaming
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
- Final moments lost to what should have been
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
- the hottest it has ever been
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- It hasn't been so long, but
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
- Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
- Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
- you would have been
- But lately, I've been too tired to care
- They had been expecting me
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
- Why I've never been ice skating
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
- What Might Have Been
- Sweet 16 and never been kissed
- My dog has been stolen
- I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
- It Must Have Been the Roses
- Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- I've been duped by Satan!
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- I've been working on my homework
- Life had been an opportunity lost
- The path we have been walking
- And All That Could Have Been
- It could have been me
- Your request for no MSG has been denied
- Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
- Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
- jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
- send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
- Your computer has been cracked
- Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
- How interesting facts and theories are discredited
- I've been expecting you
- The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
- Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
- We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
- It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
- Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- Could have beens, should have beens
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- The End Of The Way It's Always Been
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
- You've Been Framed
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- It's been years since we were born
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- Has Been
- So someone tells you they've been raped
- Since U Been Gone
- I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
- Sorry. Position has been filled.
- So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
- Proximity Martini
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- I shoulda been there
- I could have been one of a two
- I've been dead a long time
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- You know when you've been Jesuited
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
- 40 Albums That Should've Been Hits: 1971
- I’ve been completed
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- love like you've never been hurt
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- This is the oldest I've ever been
- It's been odd out in the world
- This has not been an easy year.
- The Honor Roll has been retired (document)
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
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