Findings:
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How can an atheist have morals?
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
- How to have lesbian sex
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
- How we have grown apart
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- They have taken enough
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- How long have you been in love with her?
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- They didn't have the heart
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- How to have an epileptic fit
- I really have to get out of this fucking country
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- Can I have a light?
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- How we could still have a President Trump
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- The Most Diabolical Scenarios Have the Greatest Cachet
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- You really have nothing to say, do you?
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- Note to Future Historians: Yes, Everyone Involved Should Have Known
- reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- They must have faces
- Actors who have played Hitler
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- The screen where you have to press reset
- Sex with a chicken
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Something I Can Never Have
- People want what they cannot have
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- You, standing
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- I could have been one of a two
- Theaters should not have exit signs
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- The most influential songs to have won the Eurovision Song contest
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
- Mister Obama can I have a pony
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- How long have you known?
- Wishfully think they have souls.
- Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
- The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
- They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Can I have your autograph? (category)
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- How could you ever have enough?
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Movies that should have been books first
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
- How the mighty have fallen
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- Two virgins about to have sex
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- I have to check and see if they wear panties
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Why we have two ears
- You stole what they would have given you
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- we are finite creatures. if we act selfishly, what have we accomplished?
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- You have exactly two minutes left of your life
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- How to "Have People"
- They Have a Word for It
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- How to have an out of body experience
- Sex in a small car
- The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- They could have saved Kevin
- Making the Movies XXXII What Movie Camera Operators Have to Undergo
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- how many lines of code have you written?
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- They have no bones.
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
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