Findings:
- For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
- The bored who complain
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Find someone who dreams about people like you
- Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
- People who carp about their jobs
- Someone else's prayers were answered in ice
- being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- real trust is letting someone else q-tip your ears
- How to tell when someone else is full of shit
- Helping people cheat
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- Tearing down someone else's sweat lodge
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- How to love someone who is mentally ill
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
- how life is all about loving and being loved
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- people got a lot of ideas about who i am
- Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
- Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
- Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom About the book
- I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
- Who wants a down vote
- We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
- Answer the question, then question the answer
- Tell me a story about being really undead
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- The Death of Friedrich Nietzsche
- people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
- Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
- Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- The Wild Colonials
- Beyond Belief: How to Answer the Evangelists
- If a service is "free," then YOU are the product being sold.
- The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
- Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
- do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
- A joke about dealing with people
- how about not (user)
- Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
- You, standing
- 80% of the wealth on this planet is in the hands of about 220 people
- How I Feel About Clasical Music
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- The thing to understand about trans people
- life is about falling into a hole, and then climbing out of the hole
- i dream about the ones who are gone
- We are the People Our Parents Warned Us About
- Being rejected by someone you really respect
- In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
- How Moscow teenagers answer the phone
- I know a girl who develops crime scene photos
- on the occasion of the city having fallen to the forces of evil, and there being no hope left among the people
- The dream people were being assholes.
- Breaking down a door
- The moon slides down the stair, to see who's there
- Floating along on this sea of people down through history
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- How To Think About God
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
- I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- The friend who knows a lot about computers
- This story about a misanthropist is not about who you think it is about
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- How about NO
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- In the Spirit of "Build Back Better", How about Bring Back Banishment?
- most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
- Beyond Belief: How to answer the Evangelists. Part 2
- You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
- On Being the one who goes away
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
- Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
- Cease, then, being Emperor
- How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
- Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
- Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
- How to answer a telephone
- who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- People should stop giving crimes such cool names
- The time my car broke down and I made the mistake of calling the cops
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
- How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
- I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
- kick down
- The Cow Who Wouldn't Come Down
- Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
- How Babs Malone Cut Down the Field
- How to cure being ticklish
- Answer to Who's telling the truth
- Lincoln advises a friend who is nervous about marriage, January 30, 1842
- If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
- we who are about to die salute you
- There's nothing noble about being a soldier
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- Real sorry about the food hair
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- Young Eulenspiegel plays innocent
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- About Being Different
- Leaked AOL memo about hackings and how to handle press
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- George Bush doesn't care about black people
- It's a crime I never told you about the diamonds in your eyes
- Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
- This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
- A Story About How Evil Wal-Mart Is
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- I think about my answer
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- if dreams are like movies then memories are films about ghosts
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- How to write about colors?
- the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- The Umbrella Academy is about damaged people
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Answers in Pandeism: Who Created the Creator?
- Asking "How are you?" without waiting to hear the answer
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- answer: who paid for the beers?
- If you're looking for a certain answer then you're defeating the purpose of asking the question
- is there no one who answers the call?
- reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
- Being queer is about being you
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