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• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• How do you make God laugh?
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Who makes God's rules?
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• They think I'm a god
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Do Make Say Think
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• cat haters
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• Please God, make me a stone.
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• small like a pretty round stone. that makes you think, "fuck yeah. what a nice stone."
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• I shudder when I think that God is merciful
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Kids that age think they know it all
• Do giraffes make good targets for lightning?
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Some needlessly emo poetry trying desperately hard to make a pun midway through
• Tuning a bad piano doesn't make it a good piano
• Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
• ...if you know what I mean and I think you do
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• I shiver because I think you make my bones glow.
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• My cats think I'm a God
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• How To Think About God
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• Music need not be popular to be good
• The second glance over the shoulder that makes you think: What if?
• I think this makes people uncomfortable
• you make me think of death
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
• these couplets are a waste of time; i never seem to make them scan
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• She's beautiful in ways that make her seem fleeting
• The music that makes me think of New York
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't Make Me Think
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• Drivers who think they are Neo
• it doesn't make sense in the future
• who do you think you are?
• Make yourself into a town that doesn't know you
• Do similar pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• Starve, but not for the glory of inner gods of determination
• Do you think you could love me now?
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• Do Sleeping Gods Lie?
• Helping people cheat
• Who are "they" anyway?
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• how do i make a backyard bomb
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• How much money do you make?
• It seems like the right thing to do
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• why I think I can't do anything
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• what desire will make foolish people do
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of our God stands forever.
• There is no god but God
• do. make. live.
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• Esteem for ourselves- Do we all think alike?
• Please Make Noises which Do Not Signify
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• The make do gift
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
• Things to Make and Do
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Do you think it's me?
• Great minds do not think alike
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• What Do You Think's in the Burgers?
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• What dream did you rise on to know my soul the way you do?
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• Do they know those days are golden? Build a rocket boys
• And if you do, make backups
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• So You Think You Are a "Christian," Do You?
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• How do you make a life matter?
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Why onions make your eyes water
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• Breeders: your children do not make you superior
• What luck for rulers that men do not think.
• Do not make illegal copies of this disc
• Do these jeans make my dick look small?
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• Boobies do not make the world go round
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• Why do people believe in God?
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.

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