Findings:
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- like you're blind but still can see
- Girlfriend who likes computers
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
- But can you still cry like a child?
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- but mr can you maybe listen there's
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- it went like this, as near as anybody can tell
- For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter III
- Questions for those who don't like capitalism
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- you can close your eyes but not your ears
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
- Love is like skipping: if you know the secret, you can learn to fly
- For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VII
- For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VI
- Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
- if you like it violent, we can play rough and tumble
- Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- But who codes the coders?
- I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
- You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
- All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
- A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
- Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
- The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
- The friend who knows a lot about computers
- Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
- If I could draw houses like I can draw your breasts
- Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
- I am a woman who does not like assholes
- You speak like who you hang with, and piece like who you paint with
- For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter IV
- For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter IX
- girls who like to see their grandmother fight
- For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter II
- For Leslie, who runs through this book like a river
- Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
- You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
- You can run, but you can't hide
- the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
- It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
- You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
- But I Like You
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- The Princess Who Kicked Butt
- I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
- But my computer really IS possessed
- Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- We Can all Die Like This
- Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- You, who can go anywhere, should uncover that mystery.
- Who can know it?
- Famous people who can run a marathon
- These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
- Half-sour pickle
- That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
- Good girls who look like bad girls
- Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
- I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
- For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter V
- For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter I
- For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VIII
- Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
- It's like trying to describe colors to a person who's blind
- Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- we can push our own buttons like adolescent gods
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- You can, but you may not
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- Hot pursuit
- It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
- War is hell but men like it
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- we can give up, but the world never will
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
- But can a robot love.
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
- but with words we can create anything
- Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
- In a room of jesters, a lone monk is obviously a buzzkill. But in a room of monks, it's a lone jester who's a buzzkill.
- Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
- you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- What can a reed do but sway about and love?
- not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
- A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
- We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
- But who nodes the noders?
- Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
- I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
- The man who can fix anything
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- Can computers think?
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- Women who can drop a Llama at 40 paces
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
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