Findings:

• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• I am afraid to write tonight, but I must.
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• Hot pursuit
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• I am many things, but I am not that strong
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• I say I am
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• If it is in the newspaper, it must be wrong
• Starving in the greenhouse
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• i know you are but what am i
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I am more than the impulse to be seen
• I am nothing but my sins
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• So you want to be a DJ?
• What it's like to be in love
• Be different, just like everyone else
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• Surgeons must be very careful
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• The Mountain that Must be Climbed
• So you want to be evil
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• must be joking (user)
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Attention must be paid
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• I am so an American
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• I am prepared to be just as mysterious as you
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• Must be a lesbian
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Signs must be loud
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• So you want to be a waitress
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• I must die or be better
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• She must be what cocaine is like
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• So you want to be a star?
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• All that I am and ever want to be
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• God must be deaf
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• i am so random (user)
• I am but higher
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• It will be good when I am leader
• I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
• I am so fucking happy
• I know you are, but what am I?
• I am blind when I want to be
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I am but a moth before your flame
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
• i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• You're too young to be so old
• so be it
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
• You must be given piggyback rides wherever you go
• Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• So you wanna be a hacker
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• You could be so delicious
• So mote it be
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• College football must be preserved
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I am still so lost, I am

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