Findings:
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- please don't go
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Please don't send your resume
- Please Don't Bury Me
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- But my computer really IS possessed
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- Don't take this personally, but it's personal
- but don't take my word for it
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- Please don't bring your kids
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- Please Don't Destroy
- Please don't take my sunshine away.
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- But what are they really thinking?
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- Sexist jokes
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Not really by the rules, but...
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- Being a dickhead
- don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
- Please don't feed the troll
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- Please don't apologize for your identity
- As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- Please don't smoke the mystery bag
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
- Please Don't Kill the Freshman
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
- Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
- Please don't peel the sweet corn
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
- We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- But who codes the coders?
- butt naked
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Mr. Butts
- There is no god but God
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- Butt hinge
- Butt joint
- But thanks for playing
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- Butt crack of dawn
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Things people put up their butts
- Project B.U.T.T.
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- Something Childish, but Very Natural
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- butts ARE litter
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
- But I digress
- If I could slip this skin but for a moment
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- BQN: But, one for all?
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Yard Butt
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Free but worthless shares
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- I know you are, but what am I?
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- It never rains but it pours
- Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 17: Oh, Malthus, We're Really In It Now
- Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- My Mother and I Love Your Butt
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
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