Findings:
- Everyone except me is having a picnic on the moon
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- What if everyone was gay?
- The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
- Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
- The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
- Thanksgiving for your average noder (except me, of course)
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- more sure of all I thought was true
- No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
- I thought you loved me
- Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
- I Hear it was Charged Against Me
- I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
- I Was Lost and You Found Me
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Before you, there was me
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- 1.) Everything is beautiful; 2.) Except me
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- I was me before being me was cool.
- The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- Dumb laws
- The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- Love me for calling you stupid: a thought for activists
- You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
- Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
- the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
- I Thought My Father Was God
- The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- i saw the ugliest thing in the world and thought it was neat-o
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- I thought that what I was taught was true.
- I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
- To a girl who thought she was moving away
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
- Once, everyone was a computer novice
- The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
- Jesus loves everyone (except loiterers)
- There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
- they're all the same except for me
- I thought everyone had a turning point story
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- Allow me to name names of every name except the name I wish to drop
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- The thought that kept me awake
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- I was a homeless bum
- except that church was Episcopal with an ongoing history of bursting into flames
- The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- This node was made for you and me
- Jesus loves everyone except homosexuals and non-believers
- man when you are telling me how it was
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- My inability to effectively express my thoughts is driving me crazy
- It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- Everyone on this site is a bot. Everyone except you, and nate.
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- bringing me back to when less was worth more
- Would you love me if I was a worm
- There was no one waiting for me...
- The teachers thought I was insane
- I woke up and thought it was Saturday
- Me and You and Everyone We Know
- You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
- She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
- What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
- For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
- I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- i thought i was special, but it was you
- This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
- I Thought I Was A Child
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
- Dad
- I'm going to be a Dad
- Psycho Dad
- Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead
- double dad
- camping with dad
- Dad at the beach
- My Two Dads
- Ghost Dad
- my dad is two people
- My Mom, My Dad, and the Red Polka-Dot Bikini
- They tuck you up, your Mum and Dad
- Oh yeah, and my dad died.
- scots single dad (user)
- My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
- Happy Birthday, Dad
- On watching your dad vandalize city property
- ya dad (user)
- Ian's Dad (user)
- Grand Dad says no scragging
- My Dad in the Desert
- My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
- My mom is my dad is my daughter is dead
- in the dark of my heart, dad
- Swap's dad's essential guide to wooing the ladies
- Bela Lugosi's Dad
- Have you been a dad today?
- Your Dad's Husband (user)
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
- The world breaks everyone
- Holidays for Everyone
- Everyone likes the Pope
- Everyone else is doing it
- Everyone is under surveillance!
- Fun for Everyone
- A Letter To Everyone
- Be different, just like everyone else
- Everyone is different
- Everyone else (user)
- Everyone has a dead bird story
- everyone is a doorway
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- Everyone should experience being a minority occasionally
- Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
- Socialism : where everyone is a slave
- Being complicated is not fun, especially when not everyone agrees that you are
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
- Everyone's got their drug
- Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
- Rocking slightly, reading the newspaper aloud to himself and everyone else on the bus
- Everyone goes to Vegas in the 90's
- Things everyone should know about cars
- everyone knows Shirley, the bread lady
- Everyone falls the first time
- Everyone has an accent
- I will wait for you in the ruins of the food court near what was once the Cinnabon
- Everyone's code sucks
- Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
- Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
- I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
- Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
- Everyone's dead, Dave
- The girl who everyone loved
- Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
- everyone on Halloween should show up with a severed hand
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