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                                                                               I used to be a lunatic from the gracious days
                                                                              I used to feel woebegone and so restless nights





The shortest distance between two people is never a straight line,  it is often a series of circles 
sometimes ending in pieces,
rarely a single day or a tragic moment

I do not recall a particular conversation
looking back I only remember an accumulation of words:
those spoken and others withheld 


People would ask what happened to us,  
as if there were an unexpected illness
maybe a car accident? 


I ponder the question
and lacking an answer
just shake my head 

The Dead Internet Theory is a conspiracy theory that, when we take the conspiracy theory out of it, ceases to be an unrealistic or far-fetched idea, and starts to be very obvious. Like many theories (such as the Anthropic principle), it has strong and weak forms. The strong form is a variant on the great conundrum of stoner epistemology: what if everyone else in the world is a robot, dude? The weak version is that the internet sure has changed, hasn't it?

I don't believe that I am the

I haven't done this for a while! In the six months I was in Costa Rica, English language books were hard to come by, and I ended up paying several dollars for a tattered paperback. So when I came back to the United States, one of the first things I did was go to the Dollar Tree to once again indulge in the process of buying books, just because I could! And thus, Creepers: The Scarecrow, written by the presumably pseudonymous "Edgar J. Hyde" and illustrated by the (less presumably

News for Noders

May 1: May day.

May 3: Happy birthday ImConfused!

May 4: May the Fourth be with you!

May 8: Happy birthday E2D2!

May 10: Happy birthday BIII!

May 12: Mother's day in the USA.

May 27: Memorial Day in the USA.


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April 1: The E2 Dadaism Quest starts today! Please show off your Dadaist chops with lots of fig inverted urinal.

April 1: The 2024 LieQuest has been cancelled.

April 12: Yuri's Night

April 22: Happy Earth Day, fellow earthlings!

April 23: Saint George's Day.

April 24: Happy birthday, Rancid_Pickle!


April 30: Walpurgis Night.

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March 14th: Pi day.

March 10th: Daylight saving time celebrated by many.

March 19th: The first equinox of the year.

March 31st: Happy birthday mad girl's love song!


Get ready for LieQuest 2024, starting on April 10th!


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February 2: Happy birthday Auspice!

February 2: Happy birthday npecom!

February 5: Happy birthday wertperch!

February 8: Happy birthday to panamaus

February 15: Happy birthday Admin to the goo!

February 15: Terse Quest 2024 begins!

February 23: Happy birthday Samuel Pepys!

February 29: Happy birthday Browncoat!


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January 1: Gregorian New Year.

January 16: National Nothing Day.

January 24: Happy Birthday Silverai_me!

January 26: Happy Birthday Segnbora-t!

January 30: Happy Birthday O-Swirl!


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