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I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
He makes me feel alone just by being there
I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
Because he's the hero Gotham deserves
"I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
I can't operate this robot; he is my son
The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
"Shut up," he explained
I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
Zip him back up, he sucks.
He just looks
He just left his body
He's not heavy, he's just lame
Now he dances to bring her back.
Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
Just seeing that he actually exists
He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
That's Just How He Was
Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
He dreams of smoke
Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
now he just uses one he saw on a grave
he just died
No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
He dreams between yesterdays, Cliff’s Hand Bag and Fade away blue
you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
I married him because he was not mean
Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
It's just the way that he walks
In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
he had a dream
Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
he's like someone living in a dream
"The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
What is this useless broken wooden boy? He is saying stupid things, he is lurching!
Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
Because he feared the turn of seasons
He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
He always dreamed about subjects such as the very nature of the soul
He's not a bad person. He's just done some bad things
In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
A man is known by the company he keeps.
There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
It was late when he came home; it woke you up
He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
Xiao Sha Lao He!
He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father
For my father, in the event he finds me
Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
At least he was gentle
The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: He is entertained
So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
I Am He that Aches with Love
Surely he would remember this
He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
Ancient Arrowhead
Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
He would shrink into the sky if he could
He is so heavy when he whispers
She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
He Is Born
He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
So, he's leaving
He never returned
BQN: He said. - Epilogue
I like the way he reads poetry
Yi he quan
he o hitte shiri tsubome
He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
The Man He Killed
God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
He says she says
Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
He died on a Sunday morning
First thing he guesses is, it's a lipstick kiss on a piece of paper
Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
He Ate and Drank the Precious Words
He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
"He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
"He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
A man feared that he might find an assassin
He loves me, he loves me not
Surah 80 He Frowned!
He Knows Not Their Names
He Hudas not pay
He who smelt it, dealt it
A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
And we killed him and he's dead.
This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
He (user)
mad he (user)
Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
He Hate Me
Our God, He Is Alive
H.E. Roscoe
He says the most beautiful things
He and she are one
He gave her a daisy
He not busy being born is busy dying
He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
he held secret conversations with statues
Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
More than he was willing to give
He never looked back
He Who Is Death
He asks, anxious to hear the story
He and She
Don't Go Out the Door
Chris and What He Untaught Me
I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
Why won't he call?
My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
Even my faults he adores
A Quick One (While He's Away)
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The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
He fled
He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
Shaymus is older than I thought he was
How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
He thinks I don't, but I do
The one he murdered once still loves him
I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
He who wants to fight will find a club
He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
he says
To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
He Really Wasn't That Great
He giggles, as he wiggles
Things you can't tell just by looking at her
"Fill it in", he said.
In Your Heart You Know He's Right
they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
Somehow he reminds me of my mother
When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
In your guts you know he's nuts
He's a good guy friend
He ain't heavy, he's my brother
If he's late, you can always start without him
He who controls the past controls the future
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
I wonder if he ever thinks about me
He flops over and bonks his head
What He Suffered
As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces

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